Every Villain Is Lemons – Mr. Krabs Reinterview

Meowth

Evening folks! Today we will be reinterviewing one of our first victors of this tournament, Mr. Krabs!

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🦀🦀 robotnik is gone! 🦀🦀 its vry sad tho :(

Meowth

So, Mr. Krabs, do you have any comments on your victory against Robotnik?

Mr. Krabs

Arkarkarkarkarkark! That buffoon was just dancing around me like one of Squidward’s interpretive dancing sessions. Speaking of Squidward, I need to make a quick call, one moment.

Meowth

…um, alright, but make it snappy!

Mr. Krabs

Oh don’t worry, I can make it *snappy* alright! Arkarkarkarkarkark!

*Krabs picks up his shellphone.*
Mr. Krabs

Ahoy, Squidward! How’s me Krusty Krab? Still makin’ money?

Squidward

Couldn’t you have you called later, Mr. Krabs? I’m taking my daily relaxing spa bath!

Mr. Krabs

Mr. Squidward, I’m not paying you to take fancy baths!

Squidward

You barely pay me at all! Don’t worry, everything has been fine down here in Loserville. Now if you excuse, I will be getting back to my shampooz-

*The sounds of laughter can be heard over the phone.*
Mr. Krabs

Squidward, what’s that laughter I hear?

Squidward

Don’t worry, it’s just Spongebob and Patrick doing something idiotic. Like usual.

Mr. Krabs

Anyway, you better be taking care of me restaurant or I’m cutting your salary in half again!

Squidward

Everything is under contro-

*The sound of someone busting through a door can be heard over the phone.*
Squidward

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!-

*bzzt!*
Mr. Krabs

…Squidward? Are you still there lad?

Meowth

…Mr. Krabs, can we get back to our interview?

Mr. Krabs

Ah right, so what’s the next question ya got for me?

Meowth

Our next question is about your next opponents, Daft Punk and Pharrell Williams.

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minion or da bob fo 2day

Mr. Krabs

I wouldn’t want SpongeBob mistaking me as one of those bots! Arkarkarkarkarkark! Also that Pharrell… he seems a bit too happy to see me.

Meowth

I see, well let’s get to our next ques-

*The door to the interview room bursts open.*
Plankton

Good evening! KRABS!

Mr. Krabs

PLANKTON!

Meowth

Oh, for the love of – Wobbufett, escort that little pest out of here!

Plankton

Oh, that won’t be needed. I just wanted to let Krabs know of a new allegiance I’ve made…come on out, big guy!

Dr. Robotnik

Hello there, you cash grabbing crustacean! I’m here to reclaim what is rightfully mine!

Mr. Krabs

What the scallop!

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omg robitnik! pengas pepngas :))))

Plankton

That’s right, Krabs! Me and this fellow genius have joined forces to destroy you! We call ourselves EVIL!

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Dr. Robotnik

You persistent Plankton! I call us “The Robotnik Team! and Plankton”!

Plankton

What? Are you trying to dismiss my importance to this allegiance?!

Dr. Robotnik

Importance? Hah, you make me laugh! After I was promoted to leader, you’ve become just another lowly minion to do my bidding!

Plankton

Minion?! Who do you think you are bud?! I am the brains here!

Dr. Robotnik

You’re the brains alright, but you know what I enjoy on a nice breakfast? Some CHOPPED PLANKTON BRAINS!

Plankton

THAT’S IT! I can’t take this anymore! I’d rather surrender to Eugene then work with you EVER AGAIN!

*SLAM!*
*Robotnik crushes Plankton.*
Dr. Robotnik

FINE! Have it your way, you pancaked pest! I’ve exhausted my hate enough today! You win this round, you crustaceous cheapskate!

*Robotnik huffs out of the interview room.*
Mr. Krabs

Arkarkarkarkarkark! Nice try Plankton, but it seems you may need to rethink who you work with.

Plankton

Mark my words, I’ll get you one day, Krabs!

Meowth

Well, that certainly was something. It seems that’s the end of this interview folks! See you next time! (Wobbufett, could you scoop up that little stain on the rug there?)

Wo-Wobbufett!