The Panty Raid

*Somewhere outside the Gaylord, Mr. Krabs tries to find somewhere to sit after a long day.*
Mr. Krabs

*sigh* This whole tournament is wearin’ me out. I think I need to anchor meself for a bit.

*Mr. Krabs takes a seat on a bench next to Quote.*
Mr. Krabs

Evening lad, didn’t see you there.


Continue reading “The Panty Raid”

Every Villain Is Lemons – Mr. Krabs Reinterview


Evening folks! Today we will be reinterviewing one of our first victors of this tournament, Mr. Krabs!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

🦀🦀 robotnik is gone! 🦀🦀 its vry sad tho :(


So, Mr. Krabs, do you have any comments on your victory against Robotnik?

Mr. Krabs

Arkarkarkarkarkark! That buffoon was just dancing around me like one of Squidward’s interpretive dancing sessions. Speaking of Squidward, I need to make a quick call, one moment.

Continue reading “Every Villain Is Lemons – Mr. Krabs Reinterview”

Could you read that Interview again? – Mr. Krabs Interview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

helo every1 welcum back to teh k4ad interviews! 2day we will be interviewing mr.crabs from spingebil!


Yep, that’s right! Today we will be interviewing Mr. Eugene Krabs, owner of the esteemed restaurant: The Krusty Krab! So Eugene, how do you feel?

Mr. Krabs

Hello! I like money!


…that’s very nice! Now for the second question: What inspired you to join the tournament?

Continue reading “Could you read that Interview again? – Mr. Krabs Interview”

Mr. Krabs

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs has found great success as owner of the world-renowned Krusty Krab, but couldn’t pass up a chance to promote his business further… and a shot at that expensive looking crown! This crustaceous cheapskate’s greed knows no bounds; just don’t tell him that we don’t actually offer a cash prize.

  • Sources
  • Rips related to the SpongeBob SquarePants franchise
  • Pirate-themed rips
  • Rips related to crabs
  • Rips related to money
  • Examples
  • Sweet Victory, Electric Zoo,
    Stadium Rave A
  • Sea shanties, songs by Alestorm, music from Pirates of the Caribbean
  • Crab Rave, 1NF3$+@+!0N
  • Whales by Hail Mary Mallon, Money for Nothing by Dire Straits
Illustration: DeepseaFishy (@DeepseaFishy)