A MAD encounter – Nico Nico Interview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

welcom back, everyone. it is me once agian, the host, uh2. im very excited becuse 2day we are interviwieng youtubes japanese sister, nico nico. home of ronald mcdonald insanity.

Meowth

Not sure how accurate it is to call it Youtube’s sister, Hypercam, but I guess it kind of makes sense. Lots of Nico Nico memes also have grown on Youtube. I’m quite popular on this platform myself! Anyway, let’s move on.

Meowth

In this tournament, Nico Nico represents popular Nico Nico Douga sources such as Gachimuchi, Ronald Mcdonald (or as they call him, Donald), Z-Kai, Marisa and Alice’s Cookie Kiss, and Sokka Gakkai. Popular Nico Nico Douga music such as IOSYS’ Touhou parodies, songs used often in Nico Nico Medleys, and popular Miku songs in MADs, like Ievan Polka, Popipo and Dance Robot Dance. More sources may include late 2000s anime, such as K-On, Lucky Star, and more! Although, there are a few exceptions to this, such as Kill Me Baby, Kemono Friends, and Non Non Biyori, for how popular of a source they are. If you want Hypercam, you can help out more with this interview, since you’re a fan!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ok nico nico, how duz it fee1 going up agianst a giant mech. do u feel scared, i feel scared. him taking away intrnet is sp00ky to me.

Nico Nico

天郷2号? www それはただのガンダム偽造品です。【-∧-】

Meowth

Basically, Nico Nico is saying Metal Ajit Pai looks like a Chinese bootleg of Gundam, which seems very familiar to Nico…

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ouch. i think metal ajit pai wuld give an 1 star rating to nico 4 that. vry creul

Meowth

So, Nico Nico, what makes you so into wrestling? Is it the wonder of who will win? Is it like a Pokemon battle? Do you like the men especially?

Nico Nico

♂ FUCK ♂ YOU! ♂

Meowth

YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

wow wut a twist of events. nico nico can talk like me. vry cool.

Meowth

Uhhh…ok Nico now that you’ve proven you can speak English, would ya’ mind telling Hypercam here why you like Ronald Mcdonald so much? He’d absolutely love to know!

Nico Nico

らんらんるー! ドナルドが幸せなときはいつもこれをしなきゃ。ぜひ参加してねぇ!さあ!

Meowth

But I just said…*sigh* you know what it’s fine, Hypercam on the count of 3, we all say what Ronald says in that video you watched!

Meowth

RAN RAN RUUuuUUUuuU!

Nico Nico

ランランルー!

Meowth

We only have time for a few more questions, Hypercam, so make them count!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

y do u liek touhou so much. i luv touhou becuse of ytpmv. wut about u

Nico Nico

アリスが作るブラウニーはうまいな。 生地がしっとりしていて、それでいてベタつかないスッキリした甘さだ。ココアはバンホーテンの物を使用したのかな?(゜ρ゜)

Meowth

Brownies? Tea? You’re telling me all those remixes for some good food!? The motivations so far for contestants have been super…interesting? Here’s a question from me, how did you feel when you got invited to the tournament?

Nico Nico

私ねもう、もうホントにもう パーン☆┗(^o^)┛ってなりましたね、頭が。

Meowth

WOAH! You must be very excited to be here! That was one heck of a burst of excitement!

Nico Nico

そーかなのかー!!!

Meowth

Uh…yes.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ok time 4 final qustion. why r u mad. i see ytpmv with mad in the name. whats wrong. :(((

Meowth

Hypercam, Nico Nico isn’t actually ma-

Nico Nico

♂ Why not you and I settle it right here on the ring? ♂

Meowth

I-I don’t think that’s very appr-

Nico Nico

CMON! LETS GO! ♂ SLAVES GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE! ♂

Meowth

OK! OK! I think it’s about time we end this interview, getting a little out of hand, don’t ya’ think? Nico Nico, anything you would like to say to your fans in regards to this match, before we go?

Nico Nico

♂ ASS ♂ WE ♂ CAN ♂

Unregistered HyperCam 2

that was vry good nico nico i hope we can collab agian. :)

Meowth

Jee, that sure made me hungry! It’s almost 5 O’ Clock! Do you guys have anything?

Nico Nico

Man, Man, Manzoku, Ippon Manzoku!

Meowth

Huh?

Nico Nico

MAN, MAN, MANZOKU, IPPON MANZOKU!

Meowth

What?!

Nico Nico

MAN, MAN, MANZOKU, IPPON MANZOKU!!!!

Meowth

Stop, please! What are you talking about!?

Nico Nico

M A N, M A N, MANZOKU, IPPON MANZOKU!!!!!!!!!

Meowth

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!