The Yappy Tournament’s Paragons of Magnificent Virtuoso

*The cafe, quite busy. Jack & Elmo are sitting at a table, training. A big shadow approaches them.*

Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, stop, stop, stop!

Jack Black

You got a nice rhythm going there, little buddy!

Dr. Robotnik

Ohhhh, look who’s there thinking they’re the new hot sensation in town.

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Douga Douga Fridays – Nico Nico and Johnny Bravo Reinterview

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h3llo evry1 2day w r her3 wit j0nny bruhvo & niconico 4 da reintervuew


That’s right, folks! Now let’s see, Nico and Johnny, you bo-…Hey, what are you two doing?

*Johnny is seen staring at Nico’s display as she skims through several “Caution!! X Bounce!!” clips.*
Johnny Bravo

Whoa, mama! Now this is some programming that I could get behind.


Hey! Knock that off you two, and keep the content at an E rating will ya?! We’ve got an audience reading these interviews!

*Nico Nico turns back to her normal display.*
Nico Nico


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Cat Planet – Nico Nico and The Jazz Cats Reinterview

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helo evryone itz cat planet!

Nico Nico

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Tom "Milk Bowl" Malone

Please, can someone get this television to shut the fuck up? Is there, like, a mute button or something?

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A MAD encounter – Nico Nico Interview

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welcom back, everyone. it is me once agian, the host, uh2. im very excited becuse 2day we are interviwieng youtubes japanese sister, nico nico. home of ronald mcdonald insanity.


Not sure how accurate it is to call it Youtube’s sister, Hypercam, but I guess it kind of makes sense. Lots of Nico Nico memes also have grown on Youtube. I’m quite popular on this platform myself! Anyway, let’s move on.

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Nico Nico

Coming all the way from Japan, Nico Nico enters the battle! Don’t get too close to Terebi-chan, as many devious tricks are hidden behind the cute face on its screen. The voice samples it emits are just a small sample of the toolset this little television has prepared for the tournament. With the sounds of Miku, Aniki, and many more, this contestant is ready to win the crown and go MAD with power!

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring sources popular on Nico Nico Douga
  • Rips featuring music from popular late-2000s anime
  • Examples
  • Inmu, Ippon Manzoku, Promise, Dance Robot Dance, Cheetahmen 2
  • IOSYS’ well-known Touhou remixes, e.g. Cirno’s Perfect Math Class or Overdrive
  • Fuwa Fuwa Time, Hare Hare Yukai, Luka Luka★Night Fever
Illustration: 813N (@813N_)