helo every1! welcom bak to teh kfad interviews! 2day we will be reinterviewing t hanos
That’s right! After his loss to Dr. Piccolo, he’s here to answer a few more questions for us! So, Thanos, how does it feel to be in the losers bracket?
When I lost my home planet Titan, I was devastated. But I did not succumb to weakness. I pushed harder. It was necessary to become the equalizer of the galaxy. This tournament is no different. Losing is a minor setback. That is all.
R-right… (Jeez, this guy is really full of himself…) Anyways, many investors seemed to have been disappointed with your loss. Has Disney suffered any financial losses as a result?
stonks
I refuse to answer any question related to my employer’s financial situation. Unless… you would like to ask John Notwoodman to make a “deal” with Disney concerning the rights to “King for Another Day”…
wh no
Excuse me? John Notwoodman would never think to take up whatever offer you hav-
Young one…what do you know about global economics and business dealings?
…Uh, how about we move on to the next question?
hye meowth cna i do dis 1 pls?
Uh, sure HyperCam.
did u get ur daily dose from dr. pikcolo lmao
Naturally. He prescribes a daily dose of Flintstones vitamins each week. It is admirable that he values my health despite that we are on the battlefield together. He has earned my upmost respect.
…he gives you a what?
I felt quite an awakening of power in my body after the first vitamin. I believe it was Wilma shaped. Mmmmmmmmmm…
A-alright then…Anyways, onto the next que-
wh is dat sound
…I recognize this music…Please follow me, if you may.
I don’t like the sound of this…
could b fun 2 watch tho
DO THE HARLEM SHA…oh. It’s you.
Greetings Ajit. It’s been awhile, hasn’t it?
Not in the mood for conversation? Don’t be afraid now. There is nothing to fear. I can’t snap you into dust again. Unfortunately.
…but I can snap Disney’s internet connection away!
Your attempt at humor fails to amuse me once again Ajit. You are unbearably pathetic.
Well, why don’t we have a HARLEM SHAKEDOWN!
o shiz :0
Ajit Pai, I official challenge you to a dance-off.
Bring it, Mickey Mouse!
Ahhhh! No! Not so close to the studio!
You would not believe your eyes
if twelve million five fireflies
turned into dust as I fell asleep.
Their dust fills the open air
and leave tear drops every where
you’d think me cruel but I would just stand and… stare…………………
Ajit, do you have the will to challenge that perfor-
Hahahahahaha! AND DO THE HARLEM SHAKE! CON LOS TERRORISTAS!
Ahhh! Watch out!
dat was 2 close lol
Hmm, I must admit, that was impressive, even for you. I declare this battle a draw. But no matter, Ajit. Your fate is inevitable. You will have to dominate your way through the loser’s bracket for a chance to even lick my boots clean. I quite look forward to your impending demise.
I’ll be waiting! So long suckah, I need to start my next meeting with FTC for new internet censorship laws! AND DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!
…I think this is where we should end things now. Uh…thanks for the interview Thanos.
My pleasure. By the way – have John Notwoodman take that Disney acquisition deal into consideration. My superiors are very serious about this deal.
U-Uhh, we’ll think about it! (Seems like they want to acquire everything these days…)