Thanos Dance or da Harlem Shake fo today – Thanos Reinterview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

helo every1! welcom bak to teh kfad interviews! 2day we will be reinterviewing t hanos

Meowth

That’s right! After his loss to Dr. Piccolo, he’s here to answer a few more questions for us! So, Thanos, how does it feel to be in the losers bracket?

Thanos

When I lost my home planet Titan, I was devastated. But I did not succumb to weakness. I pushed harder. It was necessary to become the equalizer of the galaxy. This tournament is no different. Losing is a minor setback. That is all.

Thanos describing his loss of Titan in the interview room.
Thanos describing his loss of Titan in the interview room.
Meowth

R-right… (Jeez, this guy is really full of himself…) Anyways, many investors seemed to have been disappointed with your loss. Has Disney suffered any financial losses as a result?

Thanos

I refuse to answer any question related to my employer’s financial situation. Unless… you would like to ask John Notwoodman to make a “deal” with Disney concerning the rights to “King for Another Day”…

Meowth

Excuse me? John Notwoodman would never think to take up whatever offer you hav-

Thanos

Young one…what do you know about global economics and business dealings?

Meowth

…Uh, how about we move on to the next question?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hye meowth cna i do dis 1 pls?

Meowth

Uh, sure HyperCam.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

did u get ur daily dose from dr. pikcolo lmao

Thanos

Naturally. He prescribes a daily dose of Flintstones vitamins each week. It is admirable that he values my health despite that we are on the battlefield together. He has earned my upmost respect.

Meowth

…he gives you a what?

Thanos

I felt quite an awakening of power in my body after the first vitamin. I believe it was Wilma shaped. Mmmmmmmmmm…

Meowth

A-alright then…Anyways, onto the next que-

*Faint EDM can be heard growing in the distance. And large footsteps. Something is drawing closer.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

wh is dat sound

Thanos

…I recognize this music…Please follow me, if you may.

Meowth

I don’t like the sound of this…

Unregistered HyperCam 2

could b fun 2 watch tho

*The trio rushes outside, and the ground starts to shake and rumble as the climax of the song draws nearer.*
Metal Ajit Pai

DO THE HARLEM SHA…oh. It’s you.

Thanos

Greetings Ajit. It’s been awhile, hasn’t it?

Thanos

Not in the mood for conversation? Don’t be afraid now. There is nothing to fear. I can’t snap you into dust again. Unfortunately.

Metal Ajit Pai

…but I can snap Disney’s internet connection away!

Thanos

Your attempt at humor fails to amuse me once again Ajit. You are unbearably pathetic.

Metal Ajit Pai

Well, why don’t we have a HARLEM SHAKEDOWN!

Thanos

Ajit Pai, I official challenge you to a dance-off.

Metal Ajit Pai

Bring it, Mickey Mouse!

Meowth

Ahhhh! No! Not so close to the studio!

*Thanos begins to dance, mesmerizing Meowth and HyperCam. Thanos starts to sing in a boomy monotone voice.*
Thanos

You would not believe your eyes

Thanos

if twelve million five fireflies

Thanos

turned into dust as I fell asleep.

Thanos

Their dust fills the open air

Thanos

and leave tear drops every where

Thanos

you’d think me cruel but I would just stand and… stare…………………

Thanos

Ajit, do you have the will to challenge that perfor-

Metal Ajit Pai

Hahahahahaha! AND DO THE HARLEM SHAKE! CON LOS TERRORISTAS!

*Aijt starts pelvic thrusting and swinging his gigantic arms everywhere.*
Meowth

Ahhh! Watch out!

*Ajit leg swings shockingly close to the studio wall.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

dat was 2 close lol

Thanos

Hmm, I must admit, that was impressive, even for you. I declare this battle a draw. But no matter, Ajit. Your fate is inevitable. You will have to dominate your way through the loser’s bracket for a chance to even lick my boots clean. I quite look forward to your impending demise.

Metal Ajit Pai

I’ll be waiting! So long suckah, I need to start my next meeting with FTC for new internet censorship laws! AND DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!

*Ajit flies away from the studio.*
Meowth

…I think this is where we should end things now. Uh…thanks for the interview Thanos.

Thanos

My pleasure. By the way – have John Notwoodman take that Disney acquisition deal into consideration. My superiors are very serious about this deal.

Meowth

U-Uhh, we’ll think about it! (Seems like they want to acquire everything these days…)