This thing is kick-ass!
Careful you don’t bust on that grind, dude! This thing’s huge!
You goons get off of me this instant! This mecha costs more than your combined yearly salaries!
Shut up, boomer!
Ha! I get it! Cause he makey the boom-boom when he stomps!
What the hell? Is that who I think- ! What the HELL!?!?!? Y’all got your asses on the wrong continent!!!!
Hey, it’s the Professor!
Wow! It’s really him!
Haha, we did it guys! We found him!
Dude! We are SO happy to see your stupid face!
Same, dog! But that’s beside the fact, none of y’all are supposed to be here!
And neither are YOU, fool!
Excuse me? You callin’ the Professor a fool now?!
Yeah, fool! What’s your business over here that you gotta be gone for like a whole month? Tokyo-to can’t run without you man!
Yeah, what the hell dude?
You hooligans have damaged my property! I’m going to be sending you a bill!
Shut up! We’re busy down here!
Go do that Shinji crybaby garbage somewhere else, yo!
Man, do you even know what you walkin’ into? This is a music competition, your professor has a tournament to win! You know I’ll be back when I’m done with this shit.
Oh yeah? Then why’d you leave without telling any of us, huh? What’s the big idea?
You can’t just drop us like that without saying nuthin’!
Are you honkies even listenin’ to the radio?! I announced I was gonna be gone WEEKS in advance!
Yeah, but you didn’t say you’d be gone THIS LONG! It’s irresponsible!
Wait a flippin’ minute. How the hell did you get your sorry asses over here?
We took the bus!
Not across the whole damn globe, you didn’t!
Heh, yeah just kiddin’.
I need to know your permanent residences STAT or I’m gonna-
You shut your ass up before I have these goons come up dere and chuck you out of that dumbass robot!
Damn, K! You’re slayin’!
I’m slayin’ cause this is most disturbing! This ain’t the place to be makin’ no trouble!
Alright, let’s look at the funk. We’re not just here for the thrills. Tokyo-to needs you back ASAP.
Did somethin’ happen?
It’s bad, yo! It’s real bad!
Yeah, it’s a horrorshow! The city is doomed!
What, did Rokkaku drop a bomb on it or somethin’? Come on, give me some specifics!
It’s the radio! You won’t believe what that gooney is playing, yo!
All he plays is smooth jazz and this weird country music!
He has an entire hour on Wednesdays just for K-POP!
What the hell? I thought I got Bob to take over?
Bob died, yo!!
How the funk did Bob die!!?!
That joker had arrhythmia! He dropped dead during the 7:00 Saturday banger hour!
What?! God rest his soul… So hold on, who the heck is managin’ the radio then?
Eugine!?!?!? Man, that suckah’ couldn’t recognize the funk if it hit him in the face! Who gave Eugine the airwaves?
That’s why you gotta come back! Eugine took ‘em and won’t give em up!
And he won’t stop playin’ that god awful poppycock!
And that’s not all, this stuff has had way mad lasting consequences!
Yeah, the whole city is messed up now!
All whacked up I bet! What’s the situation?
Nothing is the situation!
Nothing is the situation?!
Nothing is the situation, yo! I told you it was bad!
The city sucks now! You were the only one who was makin’ the interesting stuff roll out, and ain’t none of that happening while you’re here doin’ who knows what!
Yeah! So come on, we don’t have any time to lose! We gotta get back on the boat before it leaves!
A boat? Don’t tell me you-
We got here on a boat, yo! We had to hide in the storage compartments! It was bad, yo!
Yeah, but it beats lame ol’ Tokyo-to without the K!
Are you crazy!? I’m not gonna drop all this and get on some smelly boat, I’m about to win this thing!
This music competition!
Huh? A music competition? That don’t make no sense!
You’s already the freshest thing out there, what business you got in a music competition? That’s just no contest!
You leave Tokyo-to for THIS? Are you CRAZY, ol’ man?!?!
Hey! Professor K may be crazy, but I’m not off my rocker. This is somethin’ I’m doin’ for me!
But you can’t just leave Tokyo-to hanging like that! The place can’t function without you!
Fellas, this professor’s gettin’ old. There’s gonna come a time when your Professor K ain’t gonna be around no more…
Yo, don’t say that! You ain’t dying anytime soon!
Are you kidding? Look at this saggy shit on my face, I’m not gonna last much longer! It’s gonna be up to you smart-asses to keep the radio goin’ when I’m not around! Don’t you get that?
Man… We just want you to come back, yo.
And I’m gonna, but first I gotta finish up this tournament. Plus, there’s a lotta people here who been having a hard time feelin’ the groove. I’ve been helpin’ out plenty of other folk around these parts, It’s rejuvenating for your ol’ man K! It’s my own personal repair time, I’m living the life and spreading the love all I can so I can be even more fresh back in Tokyo-to. But I can’t go back yet, alright? It’s just not time.
… Man, then what’d we come here for, huh?
Yeah, you tellin’ us we sat on a dumb boat for nuthin’? You expecting us to go back empty handed? You’re out of your mind!
Hmmm… You know, a wonderful idea just struck my mind. Y’all oughta come with me, there’s some friends of mine you should get to know.
Bet I can beat you to the top!
Oh, heck no you can’t!
Yeah, we’ll see, punk!
Wow, this has a way bigger range than a spray can! Just imagine the tagging you could do with this!
Hahaha, tagging? What?
Hold on there. You’re gonna lose a lot of time with the way you’re holding that Game Boy. Let me show you a few tricks.
What?!? How are you-
It’s the way you have your fingers arranged. If you do this instead you can do a double tap WAY easier!
Ah… Now it’s just like home!