MissingNo.

Its legendary abilities spoken of in hushed
tones on playgrounds all over the world, M
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d͘òe͏h̴͡ ̧͢͞e̸n̸͠i̛ ͟͏a̢̧͜e̛r̨d̢ d̸el̨͜rs͡ ͝h̴̨ ̷̷a͝e̢͡ehu͠t̸͝e̕a̕͞l̕e͢y͏f̸̶͡ şh́o̡͠ t̵a̶ ḿ͠ǵ̴òą́d͡c͟҉r̴͠d̀͡ d̷̛͜o͠è͡h̛ ̸en҉͞i ̵ae͢r͠d̶̴ ̵͡ḑ́͢el̷r̵̢s͘ ̷͘͜h̵̢̢ ̧͠͝a̸eé̕h̸u͞t̨e̛a̢͝l̢̡e͏y̛͘f̧͠ ̡s̶̡͝hǫ̶͟ ͜t̷a ͢m̶g̴ǫ̡͟ad̶̶c̨̡͜rd́̀ ̵̷̴d͏o͝e̶h ͘͏̧ę̶ņ͟i͏͝ ̵á͘e̕͞r̴d͝ ̀d̕̕e̷l҉̶rs͜ ͞h̸̀ ̸̨aee͘h̢̡͝u̢t̸̡ea̴l̵͞e͠y͠f̸͝ ͢͝sh̢̧ò͡ ̴͝ta͞ ͢͜m̵͘͘ǵ͜o͠a̕d̀͞c̷͏r͘d̵͘͡ ̸̴doé̕͠h̢̀͠ ̶e̶̛͟ni͝ ̵a͏e̡r͜d͡ ̧de̢͡ĺr҉s̢ ̶͜h ͠a̕͘͜e̡e̷͝h͡ut̡e̕͏a̷l͠e͝ý́f̴̸͡ ̨͡sh̛ơ̶ ̨́͘t̷a̛ ͏mg̨̀o̴̢a͠d̸͠c̸͜r̢d͟ ͞d̴͟o̢e̸h́͞ ͘͠é̢ni̕ ̶͞ae͟r҉d́ d͞͠el̕͘r̶͢ş̨ ͏h̨ ̴͘a̶e͡҉͝ȩ́h̨͞ųt̕͞͡e҉̨͟aļ̧ey͡f̨͏ ̡ś̢h̶̡ó̴͏ ̛͝t̷̢ą͡ ͏͏̸m͘g̵̴̵o̶̢͜ad̢͠cr͜͝d̷́ ̕doȩ̵͠h̵̡̀ ̛̕e͟n̷̕i͘͜͢ ͟a̡e͞r̀͢d̸͘͘ ̀͝d̶e͝l̡͞r̸̶s̵ ̸̷̧ḩ́ ̨a̶̢ȩ͜e̴̛h̷ùt͘e̢a͘͝le̶y̷͠f͠ ̷̷̛s͞ho͠͡͝ ̨̕͜t̸́̕à̢͠ m̶̶͝g͞͏͘o͢ą̶̛d̸̢crd̕͘ ͠ḑ̛͡o̵͘͟e͠h͞ ̛́͡e͏҉n̷i̵͜͝ ͞a͢er̵̕d̷́͡ ̧de͝l̴̢r͞s̷ ́h̨͘͞ ̷̢a͜e͠͝é͟h͟҉u̕͟t̴͘e̵͢a̧le̸͡͡yf͡ ̵̧s͏̧h̕o͠ ̴t҉a ͜͢m͝g̸̶̵o͡a͠͏̶d̴c͏ŕ̢d̨ ̸̨̛ḑ͜͜o̶͜͜eh̷̨ ̵͠è̷n͢i̵̧ ̧͜a̡e͘͟ŗ͝d ̀d̛el̶r͢҉s h ͘à̴̢ee̵h̢͘u͞t͞͞͝ea͡l͞҉̨e͠y͜͝f̡ ͡͏s̛h҉o ͝tą̛̛ ͘͜mg̢͜o͏a̛͠d̛cr̴d̛ ҉do͜e̷h ͞͏eǹi ̨͏a͟͡e҉r҉̀d̷̀͘ ̀͏d̷e̕ļ́r̸͢s ̢h̨ ͏a̸͠eȩh̨̢u̵͘t̶̕èa̷ļ̡͟eý͟f̶̡ ́̀sh̶͢o͞͡͠ t̨̡ą ̶m̸g͜o̴a͢d̷̀ç҉r͢d̵̀


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bringing into the tournament
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known for, and with no doubt will try
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bracket, soaking all
those who stand in its way
in the process!
  • Sources
  • Rips featuring glitches, corruptions, and exploits, or of games particularly notable for glitches
  • Rips featuring unused content
  • Rips featuring music associated with gaming creepypasta
  • Rips featuring Glitch Hop and IDM music
  • Examples
  • ♀:4/ ぉAᴋᴇ́
  • ,’▃█\nic the Hedgehog (2006), Big Rigs: Over the Over the Over the Over the Over the Over the Over the Over the Ov
  • er the Road Racing ,▓calm4.ogg from Minceraft, Hidden▔Palace▔Zone▔from▔Sonic▔2
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    Sonic.exe, Ben||||Drowned, Petscop▓
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Illustration: ackrostation (@ackrostation)

The Jazz Cats

Sights set on winning, the Jazz Cats join the jam! Shades is ready to cut the competition with his nasty bebop licks. Milk Bowl is preparing the dirtiest chord you’ve ever heard. And sphelonious donk. These three felines will whip out any tune in the Real Book just to taste the catnip of victory.

  • Sources
  • Jazz arrangements
  • Rips featuring jazz standards
  • Rips featuring modern jazz/funk
  • Rips featuring music related to cats
  • Examples
  • ‘Round Midnight, Don’t Get Around Much Anymore, So What (Miles Davis)
  • songs by Louis Cole, Vulfpeck, Hiatus Kaiyote
  • The Lion Sleeps Tonight, Eye of the Tiger, songs by Cat Stevens, The Pussycat Dolls
  • The Lick

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Illustration: HugelDude (@HugelDude)

Nintendo Power

No one’s body is ready for the true might of Nintendo Power! After Reggie retired, Miyamoto decided Reggie needed a boost from inside the company, and Bill Trinen is the perfect match. Now that these two gaming industry legends have brought their Joy-Cons together, this tournament has truly been switched on!

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring music from the Animal Crossing, The Legend of Zelda, and Wii franchises (excluding Wii Music)
  • Rips featuring music from the Fire Emblem and Xenoblade franchises
  • Rips featuring music from Nintendo system software and presentations
  • Examples
  • Mor Ardain 〜Roaming the Wastes〜, songs by K.K. Slider
  • Wii Sports, Wii Play, Wii Fit
  • Music from the Nintendo eShop, Wii channels, Nintendo Direct jingles

Check out Nintendo Power's other MOJO!! posts: click here!

Individual portraits: Reggie Fils-AiméBill TrinenIllustration: Andre (@Oh_Turbo_Nerd)

Pitbull and the Aliens

Mr. Worldwide is back, and this time, he’s got dancers to back him up! YEEEEOOOOO! Pitbull, Popoy, and Marcianito have overcome both controversy and heartbreak in order to make their return to this tournament, and they hope that their newfound alliance will bring the adoring masses the Hispanic flavor they don’t know they need. There will be two li’l aliens and Mr. 305 checking in for this remix. Dale!

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring songs by Pitbull (or songs he features on)
  • Rips featuring songs by El Chombo or Antonio Ríos
  • Rips featuring cumbia, reggaeton, or 2000s Latin pop music
  • Examples
  • DJ Got Us Fallin’ in Love, Feel This Moment
  • Dame tu Cosita, Nunca me Faltes, Chaccaron Maccaron, Yo me Estoy Enamorando
  • Livin’ la Vida Loca, El Sonidito, Hips Don’t Lie

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Individual portraits: PitbullPopoyMarcianitoIllustration: SHF1 (@ElJosephMuente), mitsooru (@mitsooru), Alexander A. McDonald (@ColorFairie)

Thanos

With the newfound power of Disney behind him, Thanos re-enters the fight! After the previous tournament upset the balance of the universe, this Deviant once again seeks to restore it. Gauntlet on his fist and mouse cap on his head, the Mad Titan is prepared to win the tournament, and, of course, celebrate by going to Disneyland with those sweet half-length lines — there is only a 1 in 14,000,605 chance that he won’t!

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring music from Marvel properties
  • Rips featuring music from the Disney animated canon and theme parks
  • Rips featuring music from Walt Disney Pictures and Pixar movies
  • Rips featuring music from Star Wars
  • Rips featuring Fireflies by Owl City
  • Examples
  • The Avengers theme, music from the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtracks
  • When You Wish Upon a Star, Hakuna Matata, Let it Go
  • It’s a Small World, Grim Grinning Ghosts
  • Cantina Band, Han Solo and the Princess, Duel of the Fates

Check out Thanos' other MOJO!! posts: click here!

Illustration: Alexander A. McDonald (@ColorFairie)

“Weird Al” Yankovic

After his first-round loss in the last tournament, “Weird Al” Yankovic has returned for seconds! His burning desire for victory has manifested into a stand called 「BEAT IT」, which allows him to use the musical powers of the King of Pop himself in battle — hopefully, he’ll be the king of this tournament, too!

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring songs Weird Al has composed or parodied
  • Rips featuring music by Michael Jackson
  • Examples
  • Eat It, White & Nerdy, Dare to Be Stupid, Albuquerque
  • Thriller, Billie Jean, Smooth Criminal
  • Music from Sonic 3 & Knuckles

Check out "Weird Al" Yankovic's other MOJO!! posts: click here!

Illustration: 813N (@813N_)

Dr. Piccolo

Dedicated to his cause, this Namekian medical genius has stepped up to spread his miracle cure across the globe. He won’t stop until he’s brought about the change he wants to see in the world — and as a side effect, his efforts will be bringing the power of anime to the entire tournament audience. Thanks, Doc!

  • Sources
  • Rips related to medical practices
  • Rips featuring Green & Purple by Kritikal
  • Rips featuring music from anything related to Shonen Jump
  • Examples
  • Dragon Ball, My Hero Academia, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh!
  • Dr. Mario, Trauma Center, Surgeon Simulator

Check out Dr. Piccolo's other MOJO!! posts: click here!

Illustration: LarryInc64 (@LarryInc64)

Nico Nico

Coming all the way from Japan, Nico Nico enters the battle! Don’t get too close to Terebi-chan, as many devious tricks are hidden behind the cute face on its screen. The voice samples it emits are just a small sample of the toolset this little television has prepared for the tournament. With the sounds of Miku, Aniki, and many more, this contestant is ready to win the crown and go MAD with power!

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring sources popular on Nico Nico Douga
  • Rips featuring music from popular late-2000s anime
  • Examples
  • Inmu, Ippon Manzoku, Promise, Dance Robot Dance, Cheetahmen 2
  • IOSYS’ well-known Touhou remixes, e.g. Cirno’s Perfect Math Class or Overdrive
  • Fuwa Fuwa Time, Hare Hare Yukai, Luka Luka★Night Fever

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Illustration: 813N (@813N_)

Metal Ajit Pai

After his crushing defeat in the last tournament, Ajit Pai, now a sentient pile of dust, comes back with a vengeance… and a giant mech sponsored by Reese’s® peanut butter. Armed with a massive Nerf gun and fidget spinner, he is equipped to rule the Internet with an iron fist… and, of course, finally make his dreams of a Harlem Shakeover a reality.

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring Ajit Pai-related memes
  • Mecha-related rips
  • Rips featuring latency (such as slow internet)
  • Examples
  • Harlem Shake by Baauer, the Reese’s Puffs rap, fidget spinners
  • Gundam franchise, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Transformers franchise
  • Online Practice Stage from Super Smash Bros. Brawl

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Illustration: thefluffyslipper (@fluffySlipper1) and Eevee (@eivuiee) ft. art team

Rhythm Masters

Brought together through the power of bangers, Hakuko and Don-chan set their sights on a perfect full combo all the way to the crown title. Whether it be by twisting knobs, tapping keys, or swiping at a washing machine, this duo can conquer any rhythmic challenge! Get ready for the ultimate tournament beatdown deluxe version, ta-don!

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring music from rhythm games
  • Rips featuring music by artists with frequent appearances in rhythm games
  • Examples
  • Dreams of Our Generation, Mausoleum Mash, Xepher, Brain Power, FREEDOM DIVE
  • Songs by Camellia, Sakuzyo, Shinji Hosoe (sampling masters MEGA)

Check out Rhythm Masters' other MOJO!! posts: click here!

Illustration: dr. awesome (@DrAwesome125)
and Keeby (@KeebyAstrokat)