The Party – Part 3

Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Thomas, je les ai trouvés.

Thomas Bangalter

Parfait. Alright, everyone, are you ready?

Pharrell Williams

Follow us, but don’t make any noise!

Mariya Takeuchi



…What are we doing again?

Mariya Takeuchi

I’m not sure exactly, just follow along!


I’ll be as sneaky as a mouse!

DJ Professor K

The squid girls just started jammin’ on the decks, that’ll be easier!

Dr. Robotnik

So, may I finally know what this ridiculous charade is about?


Shhhh, da-don!

Nico Nico


*The 10 contestants follow Guy-Man in the crowd, and approach the Jazz Cats, unaware. Then, suddenly…* Continue reading “The Party – Part 3”

The Party – Part 1

*On top of the roof at the Gaylord Hotel which has been decked out with a dancefloor, bar, and multiple places to lounge. Almost all of the contestants and a few guests are standing in front of an empty stage.*
Adam Levine

So, the hell are we standing around here for again?


Meowth requested all of us to be here Mr. Levine, don’t you remember?

Adam Levine

Oh yeah… well, the cat better hurry the hell up. I’m freezing up here.

Pharrell Williams

Hey, don’t worry Adam. I bet that cat’s getting everything in order, he’ll be out soon!


Excuse me, Mr. Williams… Is it just me, or do your team members appear to be missing?

Pharrell Williams

Oh yeah, they seem to have vanished… where did they go?

*Before anyone can say anything else, Meowth and HyperCam appear on stage.* Continue reading “The Party – Part 1”


*The cafeteria, before the semifinals. Adam is sitting at a table eating by himself.*
Pharrell Williams

Staaand up and maaan up! The one time it’s cool to fall! In looove…

*Adam keeps looking at his food.*
Adam Levine

Pharrell Goddamn Williams. What do you want?

Pharrell Williams

Nothin’ much, I just wanted to chat with the face of one of the greatest bands in the world! You don’t mind, do you?

Adam Levine

I do mind. Actually, I’m not hungry anymore. I’m gonna go.

*Someone touches Adam’s arm. He looks to his left and glares at Quote.*

… [You feel intimidated, but confident.]

Adam Levine

Hey, it’s you. What are you doing here?

Thomas Bangalter

He’s gonna eat with us. You know him?

Continue reading “Touché”

McDonald’s is the Place to Rip


Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.


I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!


I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!


Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

Continue reading “McDonald’s is the Place to Rip”

Glitch Machine – Missingno, Daft Punk and Pharrell Interview

Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Hé, Thomas, tu sais pourquoi Miaouss nous a donné rendez-vous à la cuisine pour l’interview ? Ce n’est pas le mixeur qu’on affronte…

Thomas Bangalter

Aucune idée. Je sais qu’on affronte ce MissingNo. dont tout le monde parle, mais je ne sais pas pourquoi il veut nous rencontrer à la cuisine… La meilleure chose à faire, c’est d’y aller, après on verra…

*The robots enter the kitchen.*


Thomas Bangalter


Continue reading “Glitch Machine – Missingno, Daft Punk and Pharrell Interview”


*The Gaylord Hotel’s night bar. Snake is at the bar, alone, drinking a beer.*

I’ve been for some time
Looking for someone
I need to know how
Please tell me who I am…

*Thomas sits next to Snake.*
Thomas Bangalter

Hello there. Mind if I sit here?

Solid Snake

Make yourself at home.

Thomas Bangalter

Good, good. What’s in this selection of wines… “1999 Château Backstab”? Never heard of it. Seems like a knockoff trying to sound French, but I can try at least. Garçon, could you please give me a glass?


Continue reading “Masks”

Contract Negotiations – Daft Punk and Pharrell Reinterview (ft. Thanos)

Unregistered HyperCam 2

woww cant beliv it! votin is harder, erri1 is beter, tiem gos fastr n contestns get strnger!


What a wonderful and fitting introduction, HyperCam! We’re here with Daft Punk and Pharrell one more time for an interview! How are you feeling?

Thomas Bangalter

We’re feeling good! Well, for robots at least. This tournament is fun so far, we like it here!

Continue reading “Contract Negotiations – Daft Punk and Pharrell Reinterview (ft. Thanos)”

Welcome to The Interview! – Meowth “Interview”

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ey meoth u alrite. who r we intrteewwing now


Hey, HyperCam! Well, to be fair, I don’t remember. Let me go back to the interview room, I think I left my list there.

*Hypercam and Meowth enter the interview room and turn the lights on. Suddenly…* Continue reading “Welcome to The Interview! – Meowth “Interview””