The Polka Parodist Pops In!

DJ Professor K

JET SET RADIOOOO! This is DJ Professor K, and my man “Weird Al” Yankovic just came by the studio. Welcome to the studio, brother!

Thanks, glad to be here! Y’know, this studio reminds me of my days working on channel 62.

DJ Professor K

So Al, where’ve ya been since the tournament ended?

Oh y’know, around. I decided to visit some of the places that the contestants were from: Sesame Street, Kongo Bongo, Barkley’s College of Slam, you name it! Though I’ve gotta say, none of ‘em were as memorable as Albuquerque.

DJ Professor K

Damn, not even our own Tokyo-to?

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The Party – Part 3

Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Thomas, je les ai trouvés.

Thomas Bangalter

Parfait. Alright, everyone, are you ready?

Pharrell Williams

Follow us, but don’t make any noise!

Mariya Takeuchi



…What are we doing again?

Mariya Takeuchi

I’m not sure exactly, just follow along!


I’ll be as sneaky as a mouse!

DJ Professor K

The squid girls just started jammin’ on the decks, that’ll be easier!

Dr. Robotnik

So, may I finally know what this ridiculous charade is about?


Shhhh, da-don!

Nico Nico


*The 10 contestants follow Guy-Man in the crowd, and approach the Jazz Cats, unaware. Then, suddenly…* Continue reading “The Party – Part 3”

The Party – Part 1

*On top of the roof at the Gaylord Hotel which has been decked out with a dancefloor, bar, and multiple places to lounge. Almost all of the contestants and a few guests are standing in front of an empty stage.*
Adam Levine

So, the hell are we standing around here for again?


Meowth requested all of us to be here Mr. Levine, don’t you remember?

Adam Levine

Oh yeah… well, the cat better hurry the hell up. I’m freezing up here.

Pharrell Williams

Hey, don’t worry Adam. I bet that cat’s getting everything in order, he’ll be out soon!


Excuse me, Mr. Williams… Is it just me, or do your team members appear to be missing?

Pharrell Williams

Oh yeah, they seem to have vanished… where did they go?

*Before anyone can say anything else, Meowth and HyperCam appear on stage.* Continue reading “The Party – Part 1”

McDonald’s is the Place to Rip


Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.


I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!


I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!


Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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First Round Losers’ Support Group

*Curly walks into the meeting room, holding Quote’s hand in tow. Marina, Pearl, Paruko, Agent J, Geno, Pitbull, and Eminem are already settled in.*

… [You feel content.]

Curly Brace

Hiya, guys! Are we late?


Oh, not at all, we were just about to start.

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The Panty Raid

*Somewhere outside the Gaylord, Mr. Krabs tries to find somewhere to sit after a long day.*
Mr. Krabs

*sigh* This whole tournament is wearin’ me out. I think I need to anchor meself for a bit.

*Mr. Krabs takes a seat on a bench next to Quote.*
Mr. Krabs

Evening lad, didn’t see you there.


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Welcome to The Interview! – Meowth “Interview”

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ey meoth u alrite. who r we intrteewwing now


Hey, HyperCam! Well, to be fair, I don’t remember. Let me go back to the interview room, I think I left my list there.

*Hypercam and Meowth enter the interview room and turn the lights on. Suddenly…* Continue reading “Welcome to The Interview! – Meowth “Interview””