Lunch Break – “Weird Al” Yankovic Reinterview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hey every1 were live from studio gunner cafeteria

Meowth

That’s right folks, behind us are where all of the competitors, guests, workers etc. have their lunch break.

Meowth

Now I SHOULD be on my lunch break right now, but thanks to the Wario Partners delaying their arrival, I’m behind schedule. Gotta make up for lost time by interviewing during lunch at the Gaylord Hotel Caféteria.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

u better get in line 2 get food b4 it gets 2 long

Meowth

Yeah, this place’ll be packed soon, better get in line.

*Meowth and HyperCam get in line, behind Weird Al,*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

o hey its weird al

Oh hey, HyperCam. Hey, Meowth. You guys getting lunch too?

Meowth

That’s right, and we’re actually supposed to be interviewing you as well.

Oh yeah, sure.

Meowth

First off, congratulations on your victory against Geno!

Thanks, I was honestly kinda worried when the battle began. I would’ve thought that Mario music would be a bit more relevant to the fans since this is more of a video gaming-based channel.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

gamerz like u2

Well, that’s nice to hear.

Meowth

By the way, I can’t help but notice that BEAT IT is not accompanying you.

Well, BEAT IT only appears on certain occasions. He mostly stays inside my soul when I’m not in battle. Though I am able to bring him out sometimes outside of battle, such as during our last interview.

Meowth

Oh my, I still have a lot to learn about stands.

Yeah, honestly I’m still figuring out how it works too. Anyways, it looks like we’re next.

*Weird Al and Meowth arrive at the front counter, where HOBaRT is making all of the food.*
HOBaRT

Whrrrrrrrr.

Hi, I’ll have a couple of Grapefruits.

*HOBaRT starts mixing, and after finishing two Grapefuits appear in its bowl.*
Meowth

WOAH! Y-you guys saw that too, right?

I’ve seen so much weird stuff around here, even by my standards, that I’ve just grown to accept it. Go ahead, place your order.

Meowth

Uh… I’ll have the ten-piece nuggets with a side of fries?

*HOBaRT starts mixing again, and a bag with Meowth’s order appears in its bowl.*
Meowth

I… I’m at a loss for words.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

mewoth this place is strange but thats what makes it kewl :))

Meowth

I suppose… Anyways, let’s find our seats.

Oh, I have someone saving my place. I think there are a couple of empty chairs you can sit in with us.

*Weird Al leads Meowth and HyperCam to a table where Geno is sitting.*
Geno

Oh, Mr. Yankovic. You’ve brought some guests?

Yeah, Meowth and HyperCam are apparently supposed to interview me. Hope you don’t mind.

Geno

Not at all.

Meowth

Oh, hello Geno. This is quite a surprise.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

didnt think u would be frens w/ al after he floored u in the battle

Geno

Well, despite losing to him, I’ve grown to respect him and his stand. Quite the formidable opponent and a good man if I say so myself.

You were really strong too, Geno.

Meowth

Well, glad to see things are well between you two on the battlefield.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ye this is suprizingly wh0lesome-

*Wario bursts into the cafe.*
Wario

MAKE WAY, LOSERS! THE WINNER’S GETTING SOME FOOD, WAHAHA.

*Wario cuts through the line and heads directly toward HOBaRT.*
Wario

One garlic pizza, and make it quick!

*Once again HOBaRT starts mixing, and a Garlic Pizza appears in its bowl.*
Wario

Wahaha, a meal fit for a King!

Meowth

Oh, good grief.

*Wario walks over to Geno and Weird Al’s table.*
Wario

Well, if it isn’t little Pinocchio. Still chipped from our last battle?

Meowth

Sir, we’re in the middle of something.

Wario

Shut up, Kitty.

Geno

Leave us alone, sir. We are trying to eat in peace.

Wario

Oh please, I’m not interested in you. I’m interested in Glasses, here.

Hey back off us, man. Back off.

Wario

You may have gotten lucky against puppet boy, but me and Waluigi’ll see to it that YOU’RE the one eating it! Wahaha-

*BEAT IT emerges from Weird Al.*
Wario

Weh… uh….

Wario

Uh, I’m gonna go find Waluigi. I promised him I’d bring him back a slice…

*Wario exits the cafeteria, trying not to look nervous.*

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Geno

He certainly won’t stand a chance against you.

Even so, I’d better be careful. He may be fat but I’ve heard he packs a serious punch.

Meowth

Right, so back to the interview…

Unregistered HyperCam 2

uh meowth were needed back in the studio

Meowth

What? But I didn’t get a chance to eat my food yet.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hey al u got any more twwinkie weiner samwiches

Yeah sure, you want one?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

no robots don eat ha gottie

Meowth

Well, back to the Studio. I suppose an interviewer’s work is never done…