*Somewhere outside the Gaylord, Mr. Krabs tries to find somewhere to sit after a long day.*
*sigh* This whole tournament is wearin’ me out. I think I need to anchor meself for a bit.
Evening lad, didn’t see you there.
…so, how’s this here tournament treatin’ ya?
Not in a great mood, are ya lad? I heard about ye recent loss, must be hard being entirely out of this here tournament. I just lost me first match as well. Feels pretty lousy. Barnacles, if only there was something I could do to cheer me up a wee bit.
Yo, Greedy-Ass and Robo-Boy, how about you take a look at what I got here! Pretty good score, huh?
What in Davy Jones’s locker?! What have you been up to?
…! [You recognize the pair of panties you see before you! You must think of a way to grab them without the despicable man noticing.]
Well you see, all the pretty girls’ underpants come to me…
…you aren’t talking about a panty raid now, are you?
Maybe, what’s it to you old man?
…well, count me in! I think this might be the pick-me-up I’ve been needin’!
Why the fuck would I let you join?
Well, I’ve heard you had a taste for Twinkie Weiner Sandwiches, so here’s me proposal. You let me in on this little shenanigan, and I’ll give you an unlimited supply of Twinkie Weiner Krabby Patties from The Krusty Krab!
So, what will it be?
Damn, fuck you for knowing that. Fine, whatever. You’re in.
Arkarkarkarkarkark! That’s the spirit!
Oh, you want in lad?
… [You feel that you should follow them to get Curly’s garments, despite their dubious plans.]
Don’t worry about saying anything lad, that face tells me all I need to know! Well boys, this is going to be an interesting night! Arkarkarkarkarkark!
So, where should we start?
Hmm, I was thinking about striking one of those squid girls’ rooms. They oughta have some real pretty ones!
Ah, perfect. Well, let’s get going lads!
Alright, now we just need to figure out which room is theirs.
Yo, look over there!
Where could Pearl have run off to?
Ah, nice spotting Shady! C’mon lads, let’s go!
Now this will be a score!
Hmm, we need one of those “key cards” to get inside…
No shit dumbass, how about tin can just blast this motherfucker up with his big ass gun?
And wake up the entire building?! No, I can do this!
Well, what the shit. Guess you’re more practical than I thought.
These are the skills of an expert penny pincher, arkarkarkarkarkark!
Yeah, whatever old man, let’s go.
C’mon boyo, we need to move before we get caught!
Alright, let’s start hunting for the prize lads!
Yeah yeah, keep your goddamn shirt on.
Hell yeah, I found me the jackpot!
Well, what are ye standing around for? Show ‘em to us!
Check it out!
Now this is a score!
… [You fail to understand the enjoyment of this.]
Oh, hey my door is unlocked- Oh, hey there Marshall old buddy, what’re ya doin’ in my room with these guys? Were you trying to play a prank on me?
If this is your room, how come one of those squid girls were just walking outside?
Your panties?! What the fuck?!
I’m fucking out.
Don’t leave me behind lad.
… [You have no reason to stay here.]
Well, that was a fucking waste of time.
Can’t argue with ye there, lad. I think we should at least try one other room before we give up. I think there’s another room that’s prime for the pickin’.
Oh really? Where, you old prick?
…? [You feel as if you recognize this room.]
Well, let me just open this one up.
…! [You suddenly realize whose room this is, and start trying to intervene.]
Hey, what’s the big idea!
What the hell are you dumbasses doing? Just open the fucking do-
Hello? Oh, hey Quote!! Did you just get back from your- oh, you brought a few friends with you?
Uhhh, evening m’lady.
Great job dumbasses, you blew our cover.
Uhh, Quote is there a reason you brought these two her-
Hey!! I’ve been looking for those everywhere!
The hell you talking abo-
Thank you for bringing them back to me!!
The hell are you thanking me for? These are just some random ass panties I found on the ground at the studio after my first interview-
Oh! So that’s where they were at! Wonder how they got there of all places though.
… [You forgot you left them there…]
Well, I’d like to chat but it’s kinda late, but thank you for bringing them back!! Let’s get some shut eye Quote!
So yer telling me you just found those in the studio?!
Okay, yeah, sure, maybe I stretched the truth a little, so fucking what?
Why, you no good 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬
The fuck you just say?
No seriously, the fuck did you say?
What’s going on out here I’m trying to sleep- KRABS!
Arg, forget it! I’m going to my room.
Oh yeah? Fuck you too, old man.
Where did everybody go?
I’m still here!
Oh fuck this, I’m out of here. It’s taco time.
Wait! No no no no no watch out I’m – AAAAAAA!