The Polka Parodist Pops In!

DJ Professor K

JET SET RADIOOOO! This is DJ Professor K, and my man “Weird Al” Yankovic just came by the studio. Welcome to the studio, brother!

Thanks, glad to be here! Y’know, this studio reminds me of my days working on channel 62.

DJ Professor K

So Al, where’ve ya been since the tournament ended?

Oh y’know, around. I decided to visit some of the places that the contestants were from: Sesame Street, Kongo Bongo, Barkley’s College of Slam, you name it! Though I’ve gotta say, none of ‘em were as memorable as Albuquerque.

DJ Professor K

Damn, not even our own Tokyo-to?

Oh believe me, this place comes pretty close. If the towels were just a little fluffier…

DJ Professor K

Iunno my man, our towels seem pretty damn fluffy. But we’re gettin’ off topic. Anyways, have things been goin’ well for you since, y’know…

Oh, yeah. Things are fine. I mean sure, I miss having BEAT IT, but it’s not like I really need a stand for anything anymore. I just keep doing what I’ve always been doing: Making parodies and playing the accordion!

DJ Professor K

Hell yeah, you ain’t lettin’ nothin’ stop ya from doin’ what ya love, that’s what I’m talkin’ bout!

Besides, I’ve already got a loyal best friend who’ll never leave my side!

DJ Professor K

Ah yeah, Geno right?

Oh actually, Geno had to go back to Star Road. I was talking about…

*Weird Al pulls a Hamster out from his coat pocket*

Harvey the Wonder Hamster!

DJ Professor K

…How long was he in that pocket of yours?

All day. Don’t worry, I keep carrots in this pocket too. Here you go, boy.

DJ Professor K

…Well, you certainly live up to your name.

I hope so! They don’t just give the name “Al” to anyone!

*Eminem enters the room*
Eminem

Yo Al! What the fuck’s takin’ so damn long?! The bowling alley ain’t gonna be open all night, y’know what I’m sayin’?

Sorry, Marshall! K wanted to interview me for his radio show.

DJ Professor K

Hey Eminem, still sellin’ that spicy salsa?

Eminem

Of course I am, I’m just on vacation right now. You can’t expect me to sell that shit 24/7 can you? I ain’t fucking Jeff Bezos, you know what I’m sayin’?

DJ Professor K

Yeah, I know what you’re sayin’, man. Anyways, you got some time to spare to join the interview?

Eminem

Man, I’d love to, but traffic’s gonna be a bitch if Al and I don’t hit the road soon, y’know what I’m sayin’?

DJ Professor K

I know what you’re sayin’.

Eminem

Al, you know what I’m sayin’?

…Yes I do.

Eminem

…Alright, I’m going back to the truck. You’d better wrap this up sometime soon, you know what I’m sayin’?

We know what you’re saying.

DJ Professor K

We know what you’re saying.

Eminem

Whatever…

*Eminem leaves the Studio*
DJ Professor K

Looks like we’re gonna have to wrap this interview up. I’d love to join you two for a game, but I still got rips to stream. Maybe sometime this weekend?

I’ll have to reschedule my flight, but sure. I just hope the one for Monday doesn’t play Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore.

…Hey, that reminds me, I’ve been trying to remember this radio station that gave me a free trip a few years ago. I’m not sure if you’ve got enough connections in the radio community to know specifically who it is, but by any chance can you remember any stations that ever gave away a first-class one-way ticket to Albuquerque?

DJ Professor K

Well, I’d be happy to answer that question for you, if you can tell me…

DJ Professor K

…the number of molecules on Leonard Nimoy’s butt.

…No way…?! Were you…?

DJ Professor K

Sorry man, but we’re gonna have to continue this conversation later. I gotta get back to runnin’ the station.

Eminem

AL! Your ass better be ready by now, y’know what I’m sayin’?

DJ Professor K

We’ll be right back, folks.