JET SET RADIOOOO! This is DJ Professor K, and my man “Weird Al” Yankovic just came by the studio. Welcome to the studio, brother!
So Al, where’ve ya been since the tournament ended?
Oh y’know, around. I decided to visit some of the places that the contestants were from: Sesame Street, Kongo Bongo, Barkley’s College of Slam, you name it! Though I’ve gotta say, none of ‘em were as memorable as Albuquerque.
Damn, not even our own Tokyo-to?
Iunno my man, our towels seem pretty damn fluffy. But we’re gettin’ off topic. Anyways, have things been goin’ well for you since, y’know…
Oh, yeah. Things are fine. I mean sure, I miss having BEAT IT, but it’s not like I really need a stand for anything anymore. I just keep doing what I’ve always been doing: Making parodies and playing the accordion!
Hell yeah, you ain’t lettin’ nothin’ stop ya from doin’ what ya love, that’s what I’m talkin’ bout!
Ah yeah, Geno right?
…How long was he in that pocket of yours?
…Well, you certainly live up to your name.
Yo Al! What the fuck’s takin’ so damn long?! The bowling alley ain’t gonna be open all night, y’know what I’m sayin’?
Hey Eminem, still sellin’ that spicy salsa?
Of course I am, I’m just on vacation right now. You can’t expect me to sell that shit 24/7 can you? I ain’t fucking Jeff Bezos, you know what I’m sayin’?
Yeah, I know what you’re sayin’, man. Anyways, you got some time to spare to join the interview?
Man, I’d love to, but traffic’s gonna be a bitch if Al and I don’t hit the road soon, y’know what I’m sayin’?
I know what you’re sayin’.
Al, you know what I’m sayin’?
…Alright, I’m going back to the truck. You’d better wrap this up sometime soon, you know what I’m sayin’?
We know what you’re saying.
Looks like we’re gonna have to wrap this interview up. I’d love to join you two for a game, but I still got rips to stream. Maybe sometime this weekend?
I’ll have to reschedule my flight, but sure. I just hope the one for Monday doesn’t play Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore.
…Hey, that reminds me, I’ve been trying to remember this radio station that gave me a free trip a few years ago. I’m not sure if you’ve got enough connections in the radio community to know specifically who it is, but by any chance can you remember any stations that ever gave away a first-class one-way ticket to Albuquerque?
Well, I’d be happy to answer that question for you, if you can tell me…
…the number of molecules on Leonard Nimoy’s butt.
Sorry man, but we’re gonna have to continue this conversation later. I gotta get back to runnin’ the station.
AL! Your ass better be ready by now, y’know what I’m sayin’?
We’ll be right back, folks.