Hé, Thomas, tu sais pourquoi Miaouss nous a donné rendez-vous à la cuisine pour l’interview ? Ce n’est pas le mixeur qu’on affronte…
Aucune idée. Je sais qu’on affronte ce MissingNo. dont tout le monde parle, mais je ne sais pas pourquoi il veut nous rencontrer à la cuisine… La meilleure chose à faire, c’est d’y aller, après on verra…
Alright, uh… how’s it goin’?
Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wrrrrrrrrrrrr WRRRRRRRRRRRRR ‘N I CAN’T UNDERSTAND FRENCH- ah, there we go.
What the- You can talk? How did this happen?
Ah, that’s nothin’. It’s all thanks to my good ol’ cookin’ buddy! He was just a bit slow to start.
Huh? But… who are you talking about?
I’ll show ya. C’mon mate, can’t you see your next opponents are here? The grey bot is askin’ for ya. You should show up, ya know?
B… But the interviewers haven’t arrived…
Doesn’t prevent ya from makin’ some friends! Didn’ya talk to this blond mate’s buddies? You’ll never be able to get comfy with someone if ya don’t try. C’mon out!
Hey Pharrell! Hope you’re doin’ well. Have you seen the MissingNo. dude?
HELLO. IT’S ME.
Well, of course it’s you! I’m just asking if you spotted MissingNo.
…Pharrell ? Tout va bien ?
eyyyyyyy!1 theyyr heer!
Phew! Sorry everyone, we’re late! Happily, we found Pharrell on the way to the kitchen.
‘ey, mate! Ya comin’ at the perfect time! Look at ya guests!
Oh yes, the robots arrived! And what about-
… Wait a second. Wh-
W-What? How are there two Pharrells?
miss1ngn0 y r u glitchh1n teh tournnamnet. jk only rick trolling U
Wait a minute, who’s the real Pharrell?
Well, I am! But why is there a second me right there? If you’re me, who am I?
…OH NO… I’M SORRY…
epic 0ld spic3
Hahaha, MissingMate, you cheeky bugger! That was a fine prank you pulled on those two! They never saw it comin’!
I DON’T WANT TO PRANK ANYONE…
Wait a second. Don’t tell me you’re… MissingNo? Just… disguised as me?
Well, I thought he grew over that old disguise thing, but I s’pose not.
…YES, IT’S ME. HELLO EVERYONE… SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE…
It’s fine! I just hope Meowth will be able to tell who’s the real Pharrell…
Sounds like fun to me! Hey Meowth, what do you want to ask?
Uhhh… Oh right, the questions! Sorry, this is so unprofessional, I’m still… Uh, trying to grasp what’s happening here. Anyways, congratulations for getting so far in the tournament, Ph- I mean, MissingNo!
As for you, Daft Punk, I suppose you could say your journey in winners has ended with a funky bang yesterday?
Yeah. K was a piece of work. But we had fun battling each other! So many samples, so much funk… I think that even if we lost, that was the most fun I’ve had in the tournament so far!
Yeah, that was more of a Daft Punk fight, to be honest. I took the backseat and let the bots do most of the work. They’re way more experienced than me in that kind of stuff. But I danced the night away for sure!
I see! What about you, erm, MissingNo? Your fight with the Rhythm Masters was quite close, but you ended up winning with a tight margin!
…WELL, I WON, SO… I’D SAY IT WENT WELL. BUT I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL A BIT… NO, NEVERMIND – I’M HAPPY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof!
BECAUSE I’M HAPPY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you!
No, please don’t break into song! I already have trouble differentiating who’s who…
SORRY… I REALLY LIKE THAT SONG…
Hey, I’ve never gotten to sing with myself before! How neat is that?
That cheeky MissingNo, just wantin’ to get that perfect disguise, I’m tellin’ ya!
YES… I WANT TO BE… AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE FROM MY TRUE FORM…
Erggh… whatever you say. But so, dear contestants, how do you envision your battle with each other now?
It’s gonna be interesting for sure! We’ll have to switch gears on our side. Last fight we went with the funk and the samples, but this time, I guess we’ll have to dust our old tunes full of good repetition. After all, some glitches are all about that too!
It feels a bit weird to know that if we lose now, we’re gonna drop out of the tournament… But that motivates me even more to fight harder!
Ohhh, allez Guy-Man, c’était une blague…
I JUST HOPE… EVERYTHING WILL TURN OUT FINE… I’M ALWAYS WORRIED… SOMETHING TERRIBLE WILL HAPPEN BECAUSE OF ME…
If you stay like that, I’ll love it! It’ll be the first time I’ll fight myself!
I’M FIGHTING MYSELF CONSTANTLY… TO AVOID RIPPING YOUR ARMS OUT YOUR SOCKETS AND THEN PUTTING THEM IN A BLENDER.
Uh… don’t worry dude, uhhh… I guess you’re killing it! Otherwise, you wouldn’t be here!
Wait, I am confused! Who told what? With these two Pharrells, I can’t keep track of who’s saying anything!
u shouldd wath moar spedruns, meow, thy havve phantomms & all dat!
Okay, I’m sorry, but if I want to have a clear picture, I will have to differentiate between you two. MissingNo, please do something to not look like Pharrell, I beg of you.
OH… I’M SORRY… I SHOULD HAVE PICKED SOMEONE ELSE.
Naaaaah mate, that was hilarious!
HOW IS THIS?…
I… Is that MICHAEL? OH MY GOOOD!
Wait, aren’t you that weird guy’s… weird companion?
I… I DON’T KNOW.
Well at least I know what 「BEAT IT」would sound like if he said something else apart from “Shamone”, “Hee Hee” and that ear-piercing scream…
now dats wht i call a sc00p rit3 ther,, ep1c style. & h0bart talks !1!1!!!
Well, I don’t think that last one’s a secret at this point…
Okay so last question Michael, erm sorry, MissingNo. Since this is the first time I can actually have a proper interview with you, I wanted to ask you how you were feeling in the tournament so far? Not too weirded out, I hope?
… IT’S BEEN… DIFFICULT. I DON’T KNOW IF… OTHER CONTESTANTS CAN STILL HANDLE ME…
Didn’t some other contestants already see you? I don’t think we would be shocked by your “true form” as you call it. Right, guys?
…YOU DON’T WANT TO DO THIS.
u totaly wantt to do dis!!
It’s not a big deal, mate.
I’m still a bit creeped out, but I could handle it!
… IF YOU ALL INSIST…
So that is how you really look… I have to admit, you’re a bit… scary.
… This is just how I look. You have no idea… about what I can do…
Well, you can transform into Michael. That’s all I need to know!
And we’ll see what you’re able to do… when we fight together!
I AM GOING TO SMASH YOUR HELMET. PREPARE FOR AN INSTANT CRUSH!
GUY-MAN ! QU’EST CE QU’IL SE PASSE ?
Hein ? Mais… rien ! Pourquoi tu paniques ?
Ton… ton casque ! Il est complètement buggé ! Miaouss, call a doctor for God’s sake!
Did you just call me… Meeaooss? But I… Okay, I’ll call someone up right away!
… Ben quoi ? Pourquoi vous me regardez avec cet air ahuri ?
… I’m so sorry! I’m so sorry!
Oi, MissingNo! Dude’s alright. Just… stay on this side of the room for now, kay?
Alright… Sorry for having cut the interview short like this… Good luck to you!
Thanks, MissingNo, good luck as well! And… Don’t worry too much, everything’s alright. Plus de peur que de mal, as we say in French…
*shrugs* J’ai toujours rien compris au délire, mais bon…
Jeez… I just hope that with that thing, nothing will happen to my hat.
miss1ngn0 U shud chang3 phar3lls hat in2 a min1on :) plzzzzzzzzz
… I swear I never catch a break for these interviews.
Awww, why so blue, cat? Here, lemme cook somethin’ to warm you up.
Oh yeah, that’s right! We have the mixer here! Could I have a taste of some gourmet food, please? I need ideas for my partnership brand.
Name it, get it! Prepare to be floured! WRRRRRRRRRRR!
… Don’t be surprised if you start puking up blood and scrap metal…