McDonald’s is the Place to Rip


Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.


I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!


I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!


Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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The Yappy Tournament’s Paragons of Magnificent Virtuoso

*The cafe, quite busy. Jack & Elmo are sitting at a table, training. A big shadow approaches them.*

Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, stop, stop, stop!

Jack Black

You got a nice rhythm going there, little buddy!

Dr. Robotnik

Ohhhh, look who’s there thinking they’re the new hot sensation in town.

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How to Cheer Up a Drum

*The scene is the studio’s stage in the middle of the night. Faint drumming sounds in rhythmic patterns. A green light appears backstage.*
Solid Snake

*into his codec* Target has been localized. Come as soon as possible, I don’t want to have to deal with this myself… What? You want me to go talk to him? You do realize my strong point is to spy on people, not to… Hrngh… Fine, but please come quickly.

*Snake gets out of his box and approaches the drumming.*

*suddenly stops* I-is someone there?

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I’m still in an Interview – Solid Snake Interview

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That’s right! We’re live once again from Studio Gunner, here to interview Solid Snake!

Solid Snake

This is Snake, reporting in. Is this conversation being monitored?


Well, there are plenty of SiIvaGunner fans that read these interviews on the Mojo, so I guess you could say so.

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