welcom friends. were bak 2day with anoter k4ad interview
That’s right! We’re live once again from Studio Gunner, here to interview Solid Snake!
This is Snake, reporting in. Is this conversation being monitored?
Well, there are plenty of SiIvaGunner fans that read these interviews on the Mojo, so I guess you could say so.
bjr evryoen, welcom 2 another niterviw wth meoth. tday im excitd, bcz we are intrvwwing robots, liek me!1!!111!
…yeah, dear host, don’t get too excited; they’re only two-thirds robots after all. Because indeed, our interview of the day is with the world-famous Daft Punk, alongside their equally world-famous buddy Pharrell Williams! They will not only represent their own songs, but many other sources, including the whole French Touch genre! First of all, let me tell you I am very happy to see you in this tournament, it is an honour for us.
Well, you’re in luck, because I’m happy as well!
Yeah, we’re happy to be Together again in this tournament, Pharrell. It’s been a while!
helo every1 welcum back to teh k4ad interviews! 2day we will be interviewing mr.crabs from spingebil!
Yep, that’s right! Today we will be interviewing Mr. Eugene Krabs, owner of the esteemed restaurant: The Krusty Krab! So Eugene, how do you feel?
Hello! I like money!
…that’s very nice! Now for the second question: What inspired you to join the tournament?
helo every1! 2day we will be interviewing teh galxy defenders ajent j (played by will smith) and howard teh alien (played by a real alien) from mib! hey g could u make me a sandwich?
nO!
[NO.]
No! We have an interview to do! So Agent J, our first question is for you. Why did you join this tournament here?
yoyoyo whaz up mothafackers. todey we back with anothr intrview w the funny skeleton man
Thank you, Hypercam! Hey, Sans- Huh? Papyrus?? Isn’t Sans supposed to be here? I thought he got the invitation…
WELL, YES, WHILE IT WAS MAILED TO HIM, HE HANDED IT TO ME AND WANTED ME TO GO INSTEAD!! I WAS SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTED THAT HE DIDN’T WANT TO TAG ALONG, BUT, I CAN SEE WHY. ONLY I COULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE SUCH POPULARITY AND PRAISE!!!
hi evry1! 2day’s interview will b with n0ne 0ther than da creator of 2hu, zun! honk honk
That’s right! We’re here with the one-man army behind the Touhou Project series, Mr. Jun’ya Ota, better known as ZUN! It’s an honor to have the creator of such a beloved series in this tournament, how have things been for you so far?
Things have been going well! The hotel bar stocks Kirin, which was a pleasant surprise. *laughs*
helo every1 and welcom to an interveiw with the team law and disorder. b4 we continue, we would liek everyon to press 7 to pay respects to mr bean, who iz still snoozing @ the hospitle
Alright, after that short moment of silence for Mr. Bean, I would like to clarify the situation to anyone unaware. Mr. Bean was in charge of helping send out some of the KfAD invites to some contestants. On September 20th, he was announced to be in through a video of him sending himself 2 invites (Although the initial reveal on youtube was him dancing due to strict copyright.)
helo every1 we have anothr k4ad interveiew for you today with Cave Story’s Quote! take it away Meowth
Thanks HyperCam! Evening folks, let’s get right into it! So, Quote, for our first question… Why did you accept the invitation to the tournament?
welcome back 2 al tv 2nite we have mr weird al yankovitch
Actually Hypercam, it’s Yankovic, not Yankovich.
Thanks for having me, Meowth and HyperCam! By the way Mr. Cam, I know it’s your favorite, so I brought you a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich.
am i paying 4 that?
hi evryone. it iz me, uh2, ur host. 2day we will b doing a check up with dr. piccolo. i hope i am ok.
I’m sure you’re ok HyperCam, we aren’t actually here to get a check-up, we’re fine! This is just a nice little interview, is all! So let’s get started! Dr. Piccolo, I heard about your friend, Goku, and his unfortunate case of Ligma. How do you feel about it? How do you plan on winning the tournament to cure him?
While Goku can be a little imbecile, he is also a good friend. Without him, Earth would’ve been blown to bits by now. Fuck you, Cell! I’m going to kick everyone of these contestants asses no matter what it takes!…Then I’ll treat them in my office later with my doses, daily.
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