helo every1! 2day we will be interviewing teh galxy defenders ajent j (played by will smith) and howard teh alien (played by a real alien) from mib! hey g could u make me a sandwich?
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No! We have an interview to do! So Agent J, our first question is for you. Why did you join this tournament here?
yoyoyo whaz up mothafackers. todey we back with anothr intrview w the funny skeleton man
Thank you, Hypercam! Hey, Sans- Huh? Papyrus?? Isn’t Sans supposed to be here? I thought he got the invitation…
WELL, YES, WHILE IT WAS MAILED TO HIM, HE HANDED IT TO ME AND WANTED ME TO GO INSTEAD!! I WAS SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTED THAT HE DIDN’T WANT TO TAG ALONG, BUT, I CAN SEE WHY. ONLY I COULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE SUCH POPULARITY AND PRAISE!!!
hi evry1! 2day’s interview will b with n0ne 0ther than da creator of 2hu, zun! honk honk
That’s right! We’re here with the one-man army behind the Touhou Project series, Mr. Jun’ya Ota, better known as ZUN! It’s an honor to have the creator of such a beloved series in this tournament, how have things been for you so far?
Things have been going well! The hotel bar stocks Kirin, which was a pleasant surprise. *laughs*
helo every1 we have anothr k4ad interveiew for you today with Cave Story’s Quote! take it away Meowth
Thanks HyperCam! Evening folks, let’s get right into it! So, Quote, for our first question… Why did you accept the invitation to the tournament?
hi evryone. it iz me, uh2, ur host. 2day we will b doing a check up with dr. piccolo. i hope i am ok.
I’m sure you’re ok HyperCam, we aren’t actually here to get a check-up, we’re fine! This is just a nice little interview, is all! So let’s get started! Dr. Piccolo, I heard about your friend, Goku, and his unfortunate case of Ligma. How do you feel about it? How do you plan on winning the tournament to cure him?
While Goku can be a little imbecile, he is also a good friend. Without him, Earth would’ve been blown to bits by now. Fuck you, Cell! I’m going to kick everyone of these contestants asses no matter what it takes!…Then I’ll treat them in my office later with my doses, daily.
gud dae si1vagunnr fans. 2day we will b interviewing geneo from super maruo rpg. moewth i wana ask gen0 first,, how do u get thru the forrest maze? i wana kno
Can you provide us with an answer, Geno?
It’s super simple, you just follow the path turns!
henlo evry1, todya we wil b interviwwin wa-
ME, WARIO, TREASURE HUNTER EXTRAORDINAIRE, MASTER OF MICROGAMES AND ALL ROUND LADIES MAN
can u jsut let me fini-
AND ME, WALUIGI, PINBALL WIZARD, SUPERSTAR ATHLETE AND CHEF OF ONLY THE FINEST FOODS
cna you l3git not-
welcom back, everyone. it is me once agian, the host, uh2. im very excited becuse 2day we are interviwieng youtubes japanese sister, nico nico. home of ronald mcdonald insanity.
Not sure how accurate it is to call it Youtube’s sister, Hypercam, but I guess it kind of makes sense. Lots of Nico Nico memes also have grown on Youtube. I’m quite popular on this platform myself! Anyway, let’s move on.
Evening everyone! today we will be interviewing King Dedede from the Kirby series! So, Dedede, how do you feel to be bac-
*Gobbling up all the food that he brought to the interview* Mmmmm, good thing I packed some of Chef Kawasaki’s cooking before I left Cappy Town!
helo si1vagunnr fanz. welcom 2 teh 2nd intervuiew for k4ad
Sorry things didn’t end so swimmingly with that last interview, hopefully I won’t have to be ringing up security like that again… But anyways, now we’re here live with our second contestant, Mariya Takeuchi! How are you feeling, Mariya?
Thank you for the introduction, Meowth and HyperCam! I’m feeling alright, glad to be here.
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