The Party – Part 3


Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Thomas, je les ai trouvés.

Thomas Bangalter

Parfait. Alright, everyone, are you ready?

Pharrell Williams

Follow us, but don’t make any noise!

Mariya Takeuchi

Understood!

MissingNo.

…What are we doing again?

Mariya Takeuchi

I’m not sure exactly, just follow along!

Hakuko

I’ll be as sneaky as a mouse!

DJ Professor K

The squid girls just started jammin’ on the decks, that’ll be easier!

Dr. Robotnik

So, may I finally know what this ridiculous charade is about?

Don-chan

Shhhh, da-don!

Nico Nico

(」・ω・)」うー!(/・ω・)/にゃー!

*The 10 contestants follow Guy-Man in the crowd, and approach the Jazz Cats, unaware. Then, suddenly…* Continue reading “The Party – Part 3”

The Party – Part 2


*Meanwhile, in the kitchen.*
HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRRRRR

HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRight! That’s the way!

HOBaRT

YOU SHOWED ME THE WAY.

HOBaRT

*clank clank clank clank clank clank*

HOBaRT

*CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK*

HOBaRT

Ha ha ha… blimey, I never thought it’d be this fun havin’ a mate to make the meals with. You’re a bloody goofball, you know?

HOBaRT

YEAH… THIS IS A LOT MORE FUN THAN I WAS EXPECTING.

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An Evening Between Girls


*The Gaylord Hotel’s night bar, before the semifinals. Mariya is sitting in a chair with a glass of wine.*
???

Hello, Ms. Mariya! May I join you?

*Mariya looks up and sees Hakuko.*
Mariya Takeuchi

Oh, hello! You’re the rhythm girl, aren’t you? I hear you’ve had a bit of a rocky path this tournament!

Hakuko

Haha, I suppose so! My name is Hakuko, nice to meet you!

Mariya Takeuchi

Hakuko? Such a lovely and fitting name for a girl all about rhythm!

Hakuko

Thank you, Ms. Mariya, you have a beautiful name too!

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The Concept of Love Through Time and Space



I’ve always lived my life in fantasy
No chance to take, no heart to break
But now you take my hand and
you make me understand
that two dreams, can join together.



*Mariya sits by herself aimlessly playing chords on a guitar. Her final battle begins soon.*
DJ Professor K

Yo, yo! So this is what the girl in white does late at night when everybody else is sleepin’!

Mariya Takeuchi

Oh, hello Professor! Just… taking some time for myself.

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Another Morning Comes


MissingNo.

Apples.

MissingNo.

You went to the store to buy apples. That was the last thing you remember, right? Before you were teleported into the present day.

Mariya Takeuchi

Oh yes, that’s right, I was buying apples. And then… everything went white…

*MissingNo and Mariya are alone at the pier. They are taking a break from their current battle which they started a few hours before. The sun is about to rise.*
Mariya Takeuchi

Er… How did you know I was buying apples that day?

MissingNo.

I… uh… I’m good with these sorts of things. I thought it would be worthwhile to look into since we’re facing each other now.

Mariya Takeuchi

You looked into why I was buying apples? I don’t understand.

MissingNo.

No. I looked into why you were transported here into the present.

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Party’s Over… ~ A Heart-To-Heart with Off the Hook


*Pearl is lying on a bean bag chair in the dressing room face-down. Marina walks in.*
Marina

Knock knock…

Pearl

[muffled] What do you waaant…

Marina

Just wanted to check in. You okay?

Pearl

[muffled] Nooooooo…

Marina

[sigh] I know, Pearlie… it’s hard for me too. I guess we just lost the following after last time, huh?

Pearl

*Marina kneels by Pearl’s side. Pearl turns over to look at her.*
Marina

You’re honestly starting to worry me. You’re usually never this quiet.

Pearl

…Why even bother? Why do I need to put in the energy to be angry? Why should I put in the energy to do ANYTHING anymore? 2nd place, 32nd place… it’s all the same JUNK! All our efforts up to this point, for what… NOTHING!

Marina

That’s not a healthy way of thinking, Pearlie… Do you have any idea how many people we make happy by just BEING in this tournament?

Pearl

Do you have any idea how many MORE people hate our stinking guts because of everything we’ve done so far? People have been rooting for us to lose this whole time just because we came in 2nd last time! We’re Public Enemy Number One of the tournament, and look where it got us!

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Immaterial and Miss M Power – Mariya Takeuchi and ZUN Interview

Meowth

It’s Round Three of the King for Another Day Tournament folks, and you know what that means! That’s right, it’s more interviews with yours truly!

Meowth

We’re kicking it off with a double interview with Mariya Takeuchi, who just defeated Off the Hook, and ZUN, who just dropped down to the losers’ bracket after a defeat from Law & Disorder. Both of them are set to go up against each other to start off the next round. Welcome back, you two!

Mariya Takeuchi

Hello! It’s good to be here again.

ZUN

Same. Before we start, do any of you happen to know why the Reimu doll I’ve been carrying around has a patched-up hole on her side all of a sudden?

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Mahi Mahi Riding The Bassline



*Mariya sits in the lobby of the Gaylord Hotel lost in thought. She was quite impressed with the music the Jack Bros. had started off with but didn’t expect to be so invested in the match’s results. The defeat wasn’t enough to lower her spirits, but the prospect of facing her next formidable opponent was looming in her mind. A spiky-haired figure makes his way towards Mariya.*
DJ Professor K

Hey, hey! If it ain’t the newest kid on the block!

Mariya Takeuchi

Oh. Why, hello there. I’m afraid we haven’t spoken before?

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