Buddies Big and Small – DK and Jack & Elmo Interview

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helo evry1 welcom bak 2 the Silva gunner king 4 another day interview.

Meowth

That’s right! I’m your host as always! I’m sitting here with Jack Black, Elmo, and Donkey Ko-

Donkey Kong

Hey Jack, you want a banana?

Jack Black

My gratitude, Donkmeister.

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Cat Planet – Nico Nico and The Jazz Cats Reinterview

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helo evryone itz cat planet!

Nico Nico

cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet

Tom "Milk Bowl" Malone

Please, can someone get this television to shut the fuck up? Is there, like, a mute button or something?

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Every Villain Is Lemons – Mr. Krabs Reinterview

Meowth

Evening folks! Today we will be reinterviewing one of our first victors of this tournament, Mr. Krabs!

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🦀🦀 robotnik is gone! 🦀🦀 its vry sad tho :(

Meowth

So, Mr. Krabs, do you have any comments on your victory against Robotnik?

Mr. Krabs

Arkarkarkarkarkark! That buffoon was just dancing around me like one of Squidward’s interpretive dancing sessions. Speaking of Squidward, I need to make a quick call, one moment.

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A Slipper-hee Allegiance – Jack Bros. and King Dedede Reinterview

King Dedede

What do ya mean they aren’t here yet?

Meowth

What I mean is what I’m saying! The Jack Bros. aren’t here yet, and the interview was supposed to start 15 minutes ago! We told them to be here on time!

*Escargoon slides into the interview room, panicked.*
Escargoon

Sire, I found them!

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Mahi Mahi Riding The Bassline



*Mariya sits in the lobby of the Gaylord Hotel lost in thought. She was quite impressed with the music the Jack Bros. had started off with but didn’t expect to be so invested in the match’s results. The defeat wasn’t enough to lower her spirits, but the prospect of facing her next formidable opponent was looming in her mind. A spiky-haired figure makes his way towards Mariya.*
DJ Professor K

Hey, hey! If it ain’t the newest kid on the block!

Mariya Takeuchi

Oh. Why, hello there. I’m afraid we haven’t spoken before?

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Huzzah! – Curly and Balrog Interview

Meowth

Boy, I sure am tired after getting done with all of those interviews we did today!

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ye im p bushed now.

Meowth

Why don’t we turn in for the night at the Gaylord, HyperCam?

Meowth

All right, let’s head out-

(Balrog bursts through the wall.)
Balrog

Huzzah!

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Team Subwace Interview

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helo folks! welcom to anothr kfad interview! we hav a very special interview 4 u!

Meowth

That’s right! This time here is Mr. Xarlable and King of Wace, New Guy!

Xarlable

We are Team Subwace. We are Team Subwace. We are Team Subwace. Do NOT fuck with us.

New Guy

Let’s actually fucking go.

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DAMN in this house we [CARLABLE HOUSE] brother hh

Meowth

So gentlemen, why did you decide to take up the invite for KFAD?

New Guy

We just wanted to make sure that one of the contestants had Dog’s Life – Peeing Challenge as one of the sources, so we invited ourselves.

Xarlable

We also want to turn SiIvaGunner back into a funny zone.

New Guy

If it ain’t funny, it ain’t money, you feel?

Meowth

I see. Moving on, your sources include: Chip Tha Ripper, “arrangements of our own rips”, How Low by Ludacris, “Peeing Challenge”, House music, Team Fortress 2, Old Town Road, pufferfish moans… and YTPMVs that don’t have octagons or anime. I have to say that’s a pretty interesting source pool you fellas have.

New Guy

We’d have more sources if they didn’t overlap with certain specific green and purple contestants… Thanks Xar.

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does this include rock my f-

Xarlable

I will beat you within an inch of your life.

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ow dat hurts xar :[

Meowth

*gulp* Right. So, How do you feel about your new opponents, Cool Meme Team 2: Wholesome Boogaloo?

New Guy

Oh yeah, the Pickle Rick, Doge and Facebook Minions group… They are utterly pathetic and stand actually 0 chance against the overwhelmingly powerful force of our team.

Xarlable

Still very sad that the original Cool Meme Team died, something about them getting sliced in half by Thanos Copter blades or whatever? It’s like every day I hear a new spin on the story. I know New Guy is sad about Ugandan Knuckles but I can’t go against my man Thanos. His smile is so…

Meowth

I thought Thanos wasn’t going to kill anyone this time?

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dat’s nasty :p

Xarlable

To be honest, even if we lose I won’t feel bad. The food I’ve had lately is already worth me being here, did you see what I had earlier?

Meowth

Whoa…

New Guy

FUCK YOU THAT LOOKS SO GOOD

New Guy

Actually, this reminds me of how I had this thing called a sushi sandwich recently, you ever had one of those?

Xarlable

That sounds as disgusting as this one place I saw that had “sushi burritos”. You just DON’T mix sushi with burritos.

New Guy

Oh my god are you actually serious??? Why on earth would you write off something called a sushi burrito I’m actually mad.

Xarlable

Hele, hord this R fol youl bad taste in food.

Meowth

*Whipsering to HyperCam* We should probably interrupt them before this gets violent.

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lolno its funi

New Guy

baD TASTE?????? What are you talking about like, it’s sushi right. Sushi is in roll form. So what if you just made it BIGGER and made it a burrito. Why is that bad. Tell me why it’s bad. Coward.

Xarlable

The whole appeal of sushi rolls is to be bite sized you IDIOT.

New Guy

Have you ever had a slider? Like a mini burger type deal?

Xarlable

…That’s different though.

New Guy

HOW

Xarlable

Uhhhhhhh

New Guy

That’s what I FUCKING thought

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wow xar u need 2 get out more

New Guy

What do you put on your burgers, I’m curious fr

Xarlable

InfoBurger

Meowth

What does that even mean?

Xarlable

;)));;;))::00));)))):;;)) my review? yum.

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how he did that wink

New Guy

Sigh… Truly a tortellini…

Meowth

This really isn’t even an interview anymore can you guys get back on top-

New Guy

Your taste in food is as bad as your taste in music. There, I said it.

Xarlable

DUDE

Xarlable

Please say sike or I’ll grab HOBaRT and shove your pogchamp-looking face into it.

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glovr pizza gif

New Guy

All this dude listens to is unintelligible wubstep garbage that sounds worse than when I accidentally drop a fork in the g-disposal. He’s always like “Hey guys come join vc to listen to my newest mix that’ll both make your ears bleed and give you a seizure it’s gonna be so sick hahaha I’m xarlable my music is good”

Xarlable

Shut the fuck up new guy shut the fuck up new guy shut the fuck up new guy shut the fuck up new guy SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOL SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

New Guy

Wow you really are a CUCK (2019).

Xarlable

Alright, I’ve HAD IT with this unpog shit. Y’all’re forcing me to do this!

New Guy

Don’t do it!

Coach

hey stinkers i heard y’all chattin outside whats going on in he-

Bum Soldier

Wtf xar dont do this to these poor folks they will be scarred for life!

Meowth

What? What is he doing? O-hhh god… no!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hinchy

Yeah no

Surprise Visit from the Commissioner! – John Notwoodman Interview

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hey every1 surprise we got the ceo of king for a day enterprises as well as the announcer & 1st kfad host john notwoodman to come here for an interview hi john

John Notwoodman

Nice >:3] to see you again, HyperCam. Hello to you too, Meowth.

Meowth

A pleasure to have you here, Mr. Notwoodman. Thank you for coming to this interview. So first off, since you’re the main man… er, robot behind the original event, I bet a lot of us were wondering: how did the idea come into place?

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A Gift from Gift – Reimu Fumo interview

Meowth

…and then I said, “Exeggutor? I hardly even knew her!”

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lolololololol. meowth u r so random, i wish i had a mouth so i cud enjoi dis lunch with u evn moar

Meowth

Why not ask Robotnik while he’s here? He’s a machine guy.

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idk, if i started eatin then id have 2 start poopin n dat seems p gross O_O …say wats dat on teh table behind u

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