How to Cheer Up a Drum

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*The scene is the studio’s stage in the middle of the night. Faint drumming sounds in rhythmic patterns. A green light appears backstage.*
Solid Snake

*into his codec* Target has been localized. Come as soon as possible, I don’t want to have to deal with this myself… What? You want me to go talk to him? You do realize my strong point is to spy on people, not to… Hrngh… Fine, but please come quickly.

*Snake gets out of his box and approaches the drumming.*
Don-chan

*suddenly stops* I-is someone there?

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̸̢̢͙͖̠̯̲̺̲̬̺͓̟̲͕͖̀̇̍̒̅̌̃́̈́̄̈͐͘̚͜͠͝0̸͕̫̬̯̜̒͌̆1̷̢̛̲̤͈͙̲̪͎̲̭̰͉͎̫̇͗͂̀̃̇̄͐̉̉̌͜0̵͈̗̟͛̔̀̊̈́̾͂̄̓̇͛̇̓̐͗͘͝1̸̛̺̘͕͖̩̠͕͂̉̊͌͘͠1̵͍̰͈̞̙͇͙͎͈̏0̵̯̬̭̥̭͕̳̳͇̳͕̟̩̝͎͎̼̍̉̄̀́̓0̷̛̟̄̑̅̀̓̚̚1̶̧̡̯̣̙͇͚̼̠̜̬͓́͐̏͗̑͌͛͠ͅ ̷̝͚̭̩̰̈́͌̆̄̓̉̈́͂́͌̈̀͘͝0̷̡̧͚̱͖̱̙̫͕̳̳̪̣̯̟͂̊̀̌͛̽̈̈̍̚̚͠1̷̤͇͍̙̟͒͒̎͒̀͋̂̋̽̕̕0̷̟͈̙̑̂͂͆̈0̴̋̈́͜0̶̡̮͖̞̘̟̱̟͔̹́̃̏̌̿̇̓̇͌̈́1̵̨̯̟͙̥̼̙̳̻̇̈̀1̸̢̨̻̩̭̞̪͇͍̩̠̮̞͈͇̹̼̆͋̾̉͋0̷̡̩̪̳͍̣̑ ̵̨̝̟̹̦͉̥̎̌̂̓̄̀͐̅̅̎͑͘̕͘͜͠0̷̢̹̺͍̤͚̯͈̩͍͉̟̹̟͚̺̳̔̋1̷̯̫̪̰̪̠̼̰͉̲̪̼̹̀̄͜0̴̧̯̙̖̪̠̫̺̀̂̊̄̏̊̆̉͘1̷̡̨̻̩̙̬̥̙͍͈̆̅̿͜͜0̶̧̢̛͓̗͇͚̙͕̀̎̾̈́͆̑͘͜0̸̦͓͓̅̀̈̍̂͆̕̕1̸̳̥̝̺͚͗͌̄̄̐̈́̌̄̀̾́́̽̉̄͗͠0̸̨̭̮̤̞͛͌̑̓̕͠ ̵̛͕̖̖̘̪̆̆̅̈́͌͑̍̍́̉͂̅0̴̢̝̗̦̠͇̮̣͎͙̅͂̑̍̅̋̏͘͘1̴̢̛̮́̓͒̉͘͠0̶̡̛̛̥̗͔͔̮̱͖̭̿̊̓̏͆͘͜0̸̳̩̝̲͈̪͔̪̟̦̓̅͒̎̆͒͑̔̒͒͋̾͆͠͠1̴̬͖̣̼̭͇̬͂̋͌̈́̃̍́̆͗̚̚1̷̡̡̢̛̩͓̘̮͔̮́͒̂͒̐̆̊̂͗͗̇̕͜͝ͅ1̸͓̩͓̈̌̊̏͒̾́̿̍̿̍͘͠1̶̜̙̄̉ͅ ̴̧͕̲̜͎̫͍̹̤̙̻̙̭͇̮͂̀̈́̒͆̋͊͆̒̈́̈́́0̵̡͇̳̖͍͜͝1̸̨̢̛̥̤̹̩͕͍̰̘̇̔͌̈́̋̑̔̾̄́̌̃̍̚̕͜͝0̷̢̘̟͇̬͍̞̹͉͓͆͘0̵̖̦̪̯̻̎̏́̓̊͑̋͋̿͝1̶̛̙̘̮̯̠̭͓̟͈̾͋́͗̄̽͐̿̉͘͝͠1̶͙̗͆͌́̑̂͑̒͑͊̇͘͠0̶̡̧̨̧̨͎͙̘͕̫͈̟̺̘͓̈́́1̵̢̢̨̛̺͚̼̻̮̖͍̻̼̈́̀̽͊͗̍̿͗̈́̈́͘ ̵̢̛̱̬̣̺̪͙̝͎͓͙̓̿͌̄̈́̓̅́͛͘̕͠͠ͅ0̸͈̠̻̰̤̜͋ͅ1̵̛̗͉̰̼̝̪̆̈́̊̀̌̿̒͐̄͆̾̅̂͜͝0̵̰̺̺͇̰̭̥̖͈̘̹̰̍͋͑͌̅̿̑͑̕͜͝0̷̡̢̡̮̤̙̝̩̯̖̓̈́͛͆̐́͐̎̀̾̎͂̔̚1̴̢̬̥̖̺͍̱̝̦͕͖͙̜̫͐͌̋̏̑̎͗̂͌̽̔̑̔̉͜͜͝ͅ1̴̧̖͚͉̘̟̱̭͙̜͒͊̔͋̉̑͌͆̑͒̂̊͝ͅ0̵̟͈̥̠̦̮̲͎̗̜̺̳͖̺̦̰̐̄1̵͍̥̪̞̤̼̩͓͖̥̚ ̸̡̨̠̟͙̹͇̫͓̠̻̟͗̀̒̍͜͜0̴̠͎̰̤̃͠1̷̧̜͓͝0̴̗̹̲̇͗̅̄̇̄̅͐̄̈́͛͑͛͘̕͝0̵͈͉̟͚̯͎̜̅̀̈́͗̀̑̍͑͂́̔́̑͘͠͠0̶̨̢͚͎͎̼͎̜̻̗̜̘͍̮̿̓̂͗͂̇͛̌͒͛͝1̵̳̙̺̠̆̈̓̔̄͠0̷̢͎͙̰̠̺̲̉̓̈̍͗́̌͗̄̕͝1̶̣̜̜̫̗̦͌͑͋̂̀̌͑̍́͘̕͝
Meowth

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Meowth

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

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Meowth

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HOBaRT

Crikey, you two are incredibly voiceforus! Could you kindly lower ya output volume by a couple of decibels a shmign- what in the outback?!?!?!

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Nyoo Hoo Hoo – Papyrus Reinterview

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yo whatup squadfam. wii back with the waky spaget puzzle skeleton once agin to conduckt another invervew.

Meowth

Good to have you again here, Papyrus! How are you feeling?

Papyrus

–OH! UMM, I’M ALRIGHT.

Meowth

You seem…upset.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

uh, n0 duh idot, he lost big chungus time in the first round lmao

Papyrus

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Lunch Break – “Weird Al” Yankovic Reinterview

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hey every1 were live from studio gunner cafeteria

Meowth

That’s right folks, behind us are where all of the competitors, guests, workers etc. have their lunch break.

Meowth

Now I SHOULD be on my lunch break right now, but thanks to the Wario Partners delaying their arrival, I’m behind schedule. Gotta make up for lost time by interviewing during lunch at the Gaylord Hotel Caféteria.

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Brought to you by HETAP – Dr. Piccolo Interview 2

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hai every1. last tiem on dragn balls z we had a spicy intervew with teh figting piccol0 team

Meowth

Uh, they go by Dr. Piccolo, HyperCam…but that’s right! Earlier in the first round, we held an interview with Dr. Piccolo. And after a swift victory in the first round, he’s decided to join us again for a round 2 interview! Only…he seems to be running a little lat-do you hear something?

*The door to the interview room is kicked clean off of its hinges and slams into the wall opposite. Where the door once stood stands a slightly sweaty, middle-aged man with an afro.*
Mr. Satan

Gwahaha! Forgive me for the property damage, but the fans do like a big entrance!

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A Rotten Day To Get Money For Nothing – Wario Partners, LLP Reinterview

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*Wario and Waluigi burst into the interview cackling; HyperCam and Meowth are extremely confused by this.*
Wario

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Waluigi

WEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Meowth

Oh, so there you two are! Your interview was scheduled for almost 45 minutes ago, what kept you so long?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

yeh, bit dizrespektful 2 kep us waitin liek th-

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The 7th Star Piece – Geno Interview #2

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hell0 every1 2day we hab anothwr iterveiw wit gneo. say hi geeno!

Geno

Hello there! I’m glad to be back.

Meowth

Before we begin, please ignore any background noise! Wobbuffett made a bit of a mess earlier and he and K.O. are cleaning it up right now.

Wobba wob…

KO

Hiya everyone! Don’t worry, I’ll have this cleaned up for you in no time!

Meowth

Ok K.O.! Now, Geno, how do you feel after your match against Weird Al?

Geno

I must say, despite the outcome, it was quite a fun bout! That “BEAT IT” fellow really gave Weird Al an edge. And not to mention that outstanding track of theirs, such a captivating melody!

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Captain Worldwide – Pitbull and the Aliens Interview

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Meowth

Aaaaaand we’re back with Pitbull and the Aliens!

Pitbull

Nice to meetcha again, Meowth and HyperCam! I would just like to apologize on behalf of my band, Pitbull and the Aliens. We had a talk after the last interview and we promise no funny business will ensue this time.

Marcianito

yeah

Popoy

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Thanos Dance or da Harlem Shake fo today – Thanos Reinterview

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helo every1! welcom bak to teh kfad interviews! 2day we will be reinterviewing t hanos

Meowth

That’s right! After his loss to Dr. Piccolo, he’s here to answer a few more questions for us! So, Thanos, how does it feel to be in the losers bracket?

Thanos

When I lost my home planet Titan, I was devastated. But I did not succumb to weakness. I pushed harder. It was necessary to become the equalizer of the galaxy. This tournament is no different. Losing is a minor setback. That is all.

Thanos describing his loss of Titan in the interview room.
Thanos describing his loss of Titan in the interview room.
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