The B-hee-t of The Drums

Unregistered HyperCam 2

he11o vi3wers we r here with anoth3r sp1cy intervuew,, 2day we r intervu3wing jack br0s an rythm mast3rs

Meowth

These two contestants we have here today have been raging through the brackets, but both also happen to be victims of losing by a very small amount of votes! What do you think of this, Jack Bros.?

Jack Frost

Life, hee… Life, ho… Hee-ho is not fair!

Hakuko

Don’t worry, you’ll get over it. I’m sure of it!

Jack Frost

Yeah! Me and my bud-hee can do anything together! Hee-ho!

Don-chan

Same for me and my rhythm friend, da-don!

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The Crown of Destiny


It’s just another lunch break in the Gaylord cafeteria, and everyone’s got quite the appetite.
Elmo

…and then Elmo said to Mr. Adam as he was leaving the hotel lobby, “It ain’t easy being Levine!”

Wario

WAAAHAHA! I hope the door didn’t hit him on the way out!

Dr. Piccolo

I would hope so…I took a look at his medical records and I don’t believe his insurance covers that…

Jack Black

Hey now, let’s not pile up on somebody when he’s not here to defend himself!

Waluigi

Waaaa…maybe he should have done better in the tournament then!

Jack Black

Hold that thought…I need to get a refill for my drink-

*Jack’s phone suddenly rings, and the “Take Off and Octagon” ringtone he just set on it reverberates throughout the cafeteria*
Jack Black

Hang on, I gotta take this. Elmo, you can keep these fellows company while I’m gone, right?

Elmo

You can count on Elmo, Mr. Jack! Even more than the Count does!

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The Ultimate Interrogation of Ultimate Destiny

Unregistered HyperCam 2

helo u2b 2day im snoopingas usual on john notwoodman bc hes in a secret interrigation,, its some theif dud3 whos ben litterin cards all over da place or smth

*HyperCam shuffles around through the airvent, reaching a point where he’s able to see into the interrogation room.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

cool, looks lik i dint miss the- WOA iz that neil cicierega???(oops sorrie cant be 2 loud im undrcover))

*John Notwoodman stands over the silent Neil, who is handcuffed to his chair.*
John Notwoodman

Well, it seems to be you have some explaining to do, Mr. Cicierega. One of our contestants have been telling us that you’ve been leaving these so called “Calling Cards” all over the place. Given what I’ve been told, they seem like bad news for the tournament and that’s not nice. >:3[

John Notwoodman

So, do you care to explain?

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A King’s Regalia – Crown Interview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

helo every1 2day we hav a special guest!

Meowth

You got that right HyperCam! Today we have one of the most fan requested interviews! Introducing the…. King for Another Day Crown!

Meowth

So, why do you think you’ve been the most requested by fans to interview?

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A Secret Meeting


*Unregistered HyperCam 2 is sitting on the pier outside of the Gaylord hotel looking over the Potomac river. It’s dusk – the sun is about to set. He is browsing YouTube.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

lmao bill wutz y dnt we invit u ur so cool

*The video starts buffering. The page crashes. Then the browser crashes.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

o ok tim to get ths bread

*Unregistered HyperCam 2 looks around. No one is there.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

hmmmm how we gona talk if i don no where u r

Unregistered HyperCam 2

WHAT DO YOU WANT

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Contract Negotiations – Daft Punk and Pharrell Reinterview (ft. Thanos)

Unregistered HyperCam 2

woww cant beliv it! votin is harder, erri1 is beter, tiem gos fastr n contestns get strnger!

Meowth

What a wonderful and fitting introduction, HyperCam! We’re here with Daft Punk and Pharrell one more time for an interview! How are you feeling?

Thomas Bangalter

We’re feeling good! Well, for robots at least. This tournament is fun so far, we like it here!

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Fight The Power! – Metal Ajit Pai Reinterview



*Studio Gunner is shaking violently*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

meowth im scared i dont wana die

Meowth

Calm down, buddy. We’ll just wait out this earthquake and hopefully it should come to an end soon. The Studio is built to withstand stuff like this so we should be fine.

*One of the ceiling lights falls*
Meowth

…Okay, we should evacuate before anything else happens.

*As Meowth and HyperCam evacuate, they hear Ajit Pai and some other characters yelling at them*
Kamina

Is that the best you could do, Chair Man!?

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Tongue Friends – Jack Bros. and The Jazz Cats Reinterview

Meowth

Hey everyone! Welcome to another interview. Today we have The Jazz Cats and Jack Bros. over! Lemme ask you all how you’re feeling? You’ve won twice so far, that must feel pretty good, right?

Jack Frost

I’m r-hee-lly surprised by how well we’re doing so far, ho! I could’ve never seen this coming!

Mothman

Me not understand what you mean by “Won”.

Meowth

U-uh… Y-you guys won 2 matches so far… Y’know… In the tournament?

Mothman

Me not… Me not know what you mean, Shiny Coin.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

0iq moth he is litrly drooling rn look at that

Meowth

We’ll have the janitors clean that up…

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An Honorable Loss – Geno Interview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hai evry1 do u no th puppet man bcause were gonna intervew him now

Meowth

…Yes. I hope this doesn’t go crazy… alright let’s get this over with. Geno, how… uh, how are you doing?

Geno

I’M GREAT THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

woah geno u sound kinda weird u mayB shld get checkd out

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Ape-ologies.

Donkey Kong

*sigh* Welp… I guess that’s it huh, the best man won…

Diddy Kong

Woah… DK, what’s up?

Donkey Kong

I lost, Diddy.

Diddy Kong

Oh no… Sorry, big buddy.

Jack Black

Hey Diddy, can we talk to you for a second?

Diddy Kong

Yeah! I’ll be there in a sec! I’ll be right back big buddy, hang tight.

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