Ahhhh!! MissingNo! Wha- Hello? What are you doing here???
I’m here for the dinner shift…
Dinner?! What?
They employed me to work in the kitchen.
This pinche stupid fucked up shit is fucked up my ass. Puta madre, where does a motherfucker get some coochie around here, or some fucking boogie woogie god damn. This place is stupid. Stupid pendejadas stupid stupid puterias stupid stupid stupid…
helo u2b 2day im snoopingas usual on john notwoodman bc hes in a secret interrigation,, its some theif dud3 whos ben litterin cards all over da place or smth
cool, looks lik i dint miss the- WOA iz that neil cicierega???(oops sorrie cant be 2 loud im undrcover))
Well, it seems to be you have some explaining to do, Mr. Cicierega. One of our contestants have been telling us that you’ve been leaving these so called “Calling Cards” all over the place. Given what I’ve been told, they seem like bad news for the tournament and that’s not nice. >:3[
So, do you care to explain?
… [You feel content.]
Hiya, guys! Are we late?
Oh, not at all, we were just about to start.
helo every1 2day we hav a special guest!
You got that right HyperCam! Today we have one of the most fan requested interviews! Introducing the…. King for Another Day Crown!
So, why do you think you’ve been the most requested by fans to interview?
Look! There he is, da-don! Mr. Snake!
And he’s alone…
Yuck! What’s that smell?
He’s smoking a cigarette. It’s a grown up thing, don’t worry about it.
Smells nasty, da-don… he must not be very happy if he’s doing something that smells so yucky…
…Yeah, Mickey, can’t believe I accepted their gig as contestant. Seriously, pitting me in front of literal cats and having them win is pretty humiliating.
…Nah, they said they already had judges. I really wonder what kind of judges they were, I mean I have experience.
…Yeah, thank God this tournament isn’t seen by millions. Just some nerds who were hating on me to begin with.
…I mean, apparently it was the head honcho who wanted me in. But who cares about him? I lost immediately anyway.
…Don’t worry, Mickey, I’ll be back soon. Nice. Thanks. See ya.
lmao bill wutz y dnt we invit u ur so cool
o ok tim to get ths bread
hmmmm how we gona talk if i don no where u r
WHAT DO YOU WANT
Bum ch-bum – bum – bum…
Well look who it is! Sup, bear.
…
…everything cool with you?
…Somethin’ on your mind? Spill the beans.
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HOBaRT! Wow… you really did take a beating, huh?
wrrkrrrr….
Well… I hope you don’t mind some company! I brought some flowers to lighten up the space. These maintenance factories can get awfully dull. There’s nothing like a little room decoration to brighten up your mood!
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