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You Don’t Know Jack

News Posted on December 14, 2019

*The Jack Bros. are walking down the hall after their loss to see Jack comforting Elmo.*

Jack Black

H-hey! C’mon now, Elmo. We did great together, and that’s something to be proud of!

Elmo

B-but Jack… We didn’t win…

Jack Black

It doesn’t matter if we won or not, all that matters is if we had fun together, right? The fiery heart of a champion can’t be quenched by a failure or an embarrassment!

Elmo

But… but…

*Jack Frost and Mothman walk up to them.*

Jack Frost

Hee-hey, there’s no need to be sad, ho!

Reggie’s Return

News Posted on December 12, 2019December 19, 2019

*In Nintendo Power’s hotel room…*

Bill Trinen

I wonder when he’ll be back… But until he is, I guess no one minds me taking one more bite of this delicious… soft…

*As soon as Bill bites into the donut, the door slams open.*

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Bill! BILL? BILL?! BILL!!

Ultimate Interview of Ultimate Destiny

News » Interviews Posted on December 12, 2019

*The interview room is dark, Wobbuffet having been asked to stand by the light controls. Meowth and HyperCam sit in their usual spots. Meowth fiddles with his microphone in annoyance, and HyperCam sits happily waiting.*

Meowth

Uhh, HyperCam? Where are the interviewees? I thought you said Mr. Notwoodman finally approved of them…?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

uhhh i dunnoe

???

Psst, I thought I had to wait for your cue to come out?

Wob wobba!

???

Alright, then!

*Neil Cicierega bursts out from behind the interview backdrop, flipping into the chair!*

Wob!! *turns the lights from Off to Dim*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

neil ciciciregna intervirw waht!!11!1

A Historic Announcement

News Posted on December 12, 2019

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ok im recordn go

Dr. Robotnik

I APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT. HAKUKO IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. THAT’S RIGHT, SHE TOOK HER HUMAN FUCKING CIRCULAR PINDES OUT AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. AND SHE SAID HER PENGAUSE WAS “this big” AND I SAID “THAT’S UNCALLED FOR” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MOJO DOT HIGHQUALITY DOT RIP. HAKUKO, YOU GOT A SMALL PEANDUZ, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS PRRRRROMOTION MEDAL EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY PINGAS LOOKS LIKE! THAT’S RIGHT BABY, ALL USUAL, NO BEATS, NO MISSES. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO HAIRBALLS AND A BONGO. SHE FUCKED MY HUSBAND, SO GUESS WHAT. I’M GONNA FUCK THE LOSERS’ BRACKET! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE LOSERS’ BRACKET. I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE WINNERS’ BRACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, WOODMAN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?? I PISSED ON THE WINNERS’ BRACKET, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT TABLE! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING INTERVIEW BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!!!!

Meowth

What the heck is going on over here?!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

lmao nuthn

*click!*

How to Cheer Up A Loser

News Posted on December 12, 2019

*The studio in the middle of the night.*

Hakuko

Don-chan?

*Silence.*

Hakuko

Don-chan, come out… I know you’re somewhere around here.

*She hears quiet sobbing backstage. She sees Don-chan in a corner, lying down.* Continue reading

Reggie’s Departure

News Posted on December 12, 2019

*In front of the Gaylord Hotel. There is a big car parked in front of the entrance.*

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Don’t worry Bill, I’m just going to The Game Awards, I’ll be back in time for the finals and everything.

Bill Trinen

A-Are you sure? Did you remember everything?

Reggie Fils-Aimé

I’m sure, Bill, I got everything I need.

*Reggie gets in the car.* Continue reading

Monokuma Theater

News Posted on December 12, 2019December 12, 2019

Monokuma

So here’s the deal, you two- I’M going to broadcast this live, all across the world, so that everyone can see me- and YOU aren’t going to speak until I’m done, got it? If you cut me off, I’m going to be reaaaallly angry, and you don’t want to see me when I’m angry!!

Meowth

You’ve been bugging me for SO LONG about doing this- so you know what? Fine. Just don’t take too long, so we can get back to scheduled programming.

Monokuma

Oh, I promise I won’t take up toooo much of your time, puhuhuhu…

Star Gazing

News Posted on December 11, 2019December 28, 2019

*Curly returns to her room after looking around for Quote. She decides to lay down on a nearby chair.*

Curly Brace

Hmm… Wonder where Quote is, I haven’t seen him since last night…

*The door to the room opens and Quote steps inside.*

Curly Brace

Quote!! Where have you been?! I was starting to get worried!!

Quote

…

Curly Brace

So, are you ready to go see the others by the studio for the nightwatch?

Me Likey the Boom Boom

News Posted on December 11, 2019December 11, 2019

Beat

This thing is kick-ass!

Gum

Careful you don’t bust on that grind, dude! This thing’s huge!

Metal Ajit Pai

You goons get off of me this instant! This mecha costs more than your combined yearly salaries!

Beat

Shut up, boomer!

Yoyo

Ha! I get it! Cause he makey the boom-boom when he stomps!

*Beat, Yo-Yo, and Gum are grinding their rollerskates up and down Ajit’s mecha. Ajit tries to shoo them off unsuccessfully. Professor K sees the commotion from a distance and rushes up.*

DJ Professor K

What the hell? Is that who I think- ! What the HELL!?!?!? Y’all got your asses on the wrong continent!!!!

Why Does He Wear the Mask?

News Posted on December 10, 2019December 10, 2019

*Weird Al, Dr. Piccolo, and Reggie are outside of a plane, about to board. Weird Al gives a briefcase to Dr. Piccolo.*

Dr. Piccolo, I’m CIA.

*Reggie brings three men with hoods over their heads. One of them is very very fat.*

Reggie Fils-Aimé

He wasn’t alone.

Uh, you don’t get to bring friends.

Dr. Piccolo

They are not my friends…