SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!

A Secret Meeting

News Posted on December 3, 2019December 4, 2019

*Unregistered HyperCam 2 is sitting on the pier outside of the Gaylord hotel looking over the Potomac river. It’s dusk – the sun is about to set. He is browsing YouTube.*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

lmao bill wutz y dnt we invit u ur so cool

*The video starts buffering. The page crashes. Then the browser crashes.*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

o ok tim to get ths bread

*Unregistered HyperCam 2 looks around. No one is there.*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hmmmm how we gona talk if i don no where u r

Unregistered HyperCam 2

WHAT DO YOU WANT

Understand the Concept of Despair

News Posted on December 3, 2019December 3, 2019

*DJ Professor K is chilling outside the Gaylord enjoying a large strawberry fruit smoothie. He’s listening to bangers on his ol’ pair of headphones, bopping his head to the music.*

DJ Professor K

Bum ch-bum – bum – bum…

*Suddenly Monokuma appears. Professor K takes off his headphones.*

DJ Professor K

Well look who it is! Sup, bear.

Monokuma

…

DJ Professor K

…everything cool with you?

*Monokuma gives Professor K a devilish smirk, saying nothing*

DJ Professor K

…Somethin’ on your mind? Spill the beans.

HOBaRT Gets a Visitor

News Posted on December 3, 2019December 3, 2019

*HOBaRT lies in a hospital bed at the nearby HOBaRT maintenance center recovering from his recent battle. His metal casing is battered and warped. An IV pumps HOBaRT juice into his huge massive body.*

*A small plopping sound approaches. HOBaRT recognises it immediately.*

HOBaRT

wwkwrrkrr!!

*The door swings open to reveal Isabelle holding a neat bouquet of flowers.*

Isabelle

HOBaRT! Wow… you really did take a beating, huh?

HOBaRT

wrrkrrrr….

Isabelle

Well… I hope you don’t mind some company! I brought some flowers to lighten up the space. These maintenance factories can get awfully dull. There’s nothing like a little room decoration to brighten up your mood!

HOBaRT

wwkwrrrrrrrkrrrKKKK-K-K-Krrrrr-

Contract Negotiations – Daft Punk and Pharrell Reinterview (ft. Thanos)

News » Interviews Posted on December 3, 2019December 3, 2019

Unregistered HyperCam 2

woww cant beliv it! votin is harder, erri1 is beter, tiem gos fastr n contestns get strnger!

Meowth

What a wonderful and fitting introduction, HyperCam! We’re here with Daft Punk and Pharrell one more time for an interview! How are you feeling?

Thomas Bangalter

We’re feeling good! Well, for robots at least. This tournament is fun so far, we like it here!

Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

*nods*

The Yappy Tournament’s Paragons of Magnificent Virtuoso

News » Interviews Posted on December 3, 2019

*The cafe, quite busy. Jack & Elmo are sitting at a table, training. A big shadow approaches them.*

Elmo

Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, stop, stop, stop!

Jack Black

You got a nice rhythm going there, little buddy!

Dr. Robotnik

Ohhhh, look who’s there thinking they’re the new hot sensation in town.

Fight The Power! – Metal Ajit Pai Reinterview

News » Interviews Posted on December 2, 2019

*Studio Gunner is shaking violently*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

meowth im scared i dont wana die

Meowth

Calm down, buddy. We’ll just wait out this earthquake and hopefully it should come to an end soon. The Studio is built to withstand stuff like this so we should be fine.

*One of the ceiling lights falls*

Meowth

…Okay, we should evacuate before anything else happens.

*As Meowth and HyperCam evacuate, they hear Ajit Pai and some other characters yelling at them*

Kamina

Is that the best you could do, Chair Man!?

Party’s Over… ~ A Heart-To-Heart with Off the Hook

News » Interviews Posted on December 2, 2019December 2, 2019

*Pearl is lying on a bean bag chair in the dressing room face-down. Marina walks in.*

Marina

Knock knock…

Pearl

[muffled] What do you waaant…

Marina

Just wanted to check in. You okay?

Pearl

[muffled] Nooooooo…

Marina

[sigh] I know, Pearlie… it’s hard for me too. I guess we just lost the following after last time, huh?

Pearl

…

*Marina kneels by Pearl’s side. Pearl turns over to look at her.*

Marina

You’re honestly starting to worry me. You’re usually never this quiet.

Pearl

…Why even bother? Why do I need to put in the energy to be angry? Why should I put in the energy to do ANYTHING anymore? 2nd place, 32nd place… it’s all the same JUNK! All our efforts up to this point, for what… NOTHING!

Marina

That’s not a healthy way of thinking, Pearlie… Do you have any idea how many people we make happy by just BEING in this tournament?

Pearl

Do you have any idea how many MORE people hate our stinking guts because of everything we’ve done so far? People have been rooting for us to lose this whole time just because we came in 2nd last time! We’re Public Enemy Number One of the tournament, and look where it got us!

Tongue Friends – Jack Bros. and The Jazz Cats Reinterview

News » Interviews Posted on December 2, 2019December 2, 2019

Meowth

Hey everyone! Welcome to another interview. Today we have The Jazz Cats and Jack Bros. over! Lemme ask you all how you’re feeling? You’ve won twice so far, that must feel pretty good, right?

Jack Frost

I’m r-hee-lly surprised by how well we’re doing so far, ho! I could’ve never seen this coming!

Mothman

Me not understand what you mean by “Won”.

Meowth

U-uh… Y-you guys won 2 matches so far… Y’know… In the tournament?

Mothman

Me not… Me not know what you mean, Shiny Coin.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

0iq moth he is litrly drooling rn look at that

Meowth

We’ll have the janitors clean that up…