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The Storm

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*CRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHH*

After just a single attack from Unrestrained HyperCam 2… The entirety of Studio Gunner has just been razed to the ground.
King Dedede

Studio Gunner, more like Studio Goner! HEHEHEHEHE!

*Dedede gets bonked on the head with Meowth’s microphone*
Meowth

This isn’t the time for jokes, you bozo! My friend just completely destroyed the entire studio in one big sweep! Everyone here is in danger, and everyone that’s still in the Gaylord is in danger too! That’s enough sitting around though, I oughta go make myself useful!

*Meowth climbs on top of Metal Ajit Pai*
Meowth

EVERYONE! Don’t give up! And make sure that HyperCam doesn’t make his way over to the Gaylord Hotel under any circumstances! I-I’m sure we’ll make it out of this!

*Meowth jumps down*
Meowth

As for me, I’m not nearly as strong as any of the contestants fighting right now. Except for probably HOBaRT…

HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Meowth

T-That’s not what I mean! I’m just gonna do the one thing that I am good at: talking!

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The Calm

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*The lights turn on inside the secret room where the crown is being held.*
Meowth

There it is, huh. Can’t believe we were asked to interview this thing. I’ve never been here before… I just wanted to take a moment to talk with you, HyperCam.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

o rly

Meowth

Yeah… I-I just can’t believe… That’s it. All the interviews are done. *sniff*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

wats teh matter mouth r u CRYING?

Meowth

No! There’s just something in my eye! It’s just… it went by so fast! I still remember the first interview like it was yesterday. Us talking to the Jack Bros. and then Mothman trying to rip my coin off of my head…

Unregistered HyperCam 2

uhhhh i think dat’s called trauma mewoth

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McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

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???

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

???

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!

???

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

???

Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*
???

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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Intergalactic Reunion

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Meowth

Hello and welcome to another interview! Today we’ll be talking to Pitbull and the Aliens and Men in Black! Both have been eliminated from the tournament for a while, so we thought it’d be nice to che-

Popoy

Man this sucks, we get eliminated from the tournament again and we still have to do these dumbass interviews?

Marcianito

yeah

Popoy

Just fucking get on with it already, we all know why you called both these teams here.

Pitbull

Calmados! We’re just here to talk about the tournament.

Agent J

Trust us, we ain’t happy about getting eliminated either… Right, H?

Howard

[…]

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Another Morning Comes

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MissingNo.

Apples.

Mariya Takeuchi

…What?

MissingNo.

You went to the store to buy apples. That was the last thing you remember, right? Before you were teleported into the present day.

Mariya Takeuchi

Oh yes, that’s right, I was buying apples. And then… everything went white…

*MissingNo and Mariya are alone at the pier. They are taking a break from their current battle which they started a few hours before. The sun is about to rise.*
Mariya Takeuchi

Er… How did you know I was buying apples that day?

MissingNo.

I… uh… I’m good with these sorts of things. I thought it would be worthwhile to look into since we’re facing each other now.

Mariya Takeuchi

You looked into why I was buying apples? I don’t understand.

MissingNo.

No. I looked into why you were transported here into the present.

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I Am A Loser

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King Dedede

Ah, whadda wonderful pick me up… Escagoon! Remind me who thought of dat idea to get a whole buncha bananas? Such a terrific idea!

Escargoon

It was… um… Donkey Kong, your honor. He kept going on about how wonderful bananas are, don’t you remember? But my lord, was it really necessary to leave all of the peels in the-

King Dedede

The big monkey? Hmmm, maybe he deserves a place in mah kingdom as a-

Hey! Big bird!

King Dedede

Huh? Whos callin’ me Big Bird?

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Bravo, Johnny!

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*Johnny mopes around the Gaylord lobby before settling down on a sofa. K.O. takes notice while tidying things up and runs toward him.*
KO

Johnnyyyyy! Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny! He-heyy there, buddy! How’d your match go?!

Johnny Bravo

…

KO

Ohh, I see. Trying to collect your thoughts, eh? You must have a LOT going through your mind after such an epic victory! I totally understand. It can be a lot to take in at f-

Johnny Bravo

I lost, kid.

KO

W-What…?

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Glitch Machine – Missingno, Daft Punk and Pharrell Interview

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Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Hé, Thomas, tu sais pourquoi Miaouss nous a donné rendez-vous à la cuisine pour l’interview ? Ce n’est pas le mixeur qu’on affronte…

Thomas Bangalter

Aucune idée. Je sais qu’on affronte ce MissingNo. dont tout le monde parle, mais je ne sais pas pourquoi il veut nous rencontrer à la cuisine… La meilleure chose à faire, c’est d’y aller, après on verra…

*The robots enter the kitchen.*
HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRR!

Thomas Bangalter

Hi, HOBaRT!

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