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*On top of the roof at the Gaylord Hotel which has been decked out with a dancefloor, bar, and multiple places to lounge. Almost all of the contestants and a few guests are standing in front of an empty stage.*

Adam Levine

So, the hell are we standing around here for again?

Geno

Meowth requested all of us to be here Mr. Levine, don’t you remember?

Adam Levine

Oh yeah… well, the cat better hurry the hell up. I’m freezing up here.

Pharrell Williams

Hey, don’t worry Adam. I bet that cat’s getting everything in order, he’ll be out soon!

Pitbull

Excuse me, Mr. Williams… Is it just me, or do your team members appear to be missing?

Pharrell Williams

Oh yeah, they seem to have vanished… where did they go?

*Before anyone can say anything else, Meowth and HyperCam appear on stage.* Continue reading

Unfinished Business

News Posted on January 1, 2020January 1, 2020

*Wario and Waluigi arrive at the conference room, noticing that nobody else has appeared yet.*

Wario

Eh?! What’s the deal here, I thought you said that meeting with those Nintendrones would be happening right now!

Waluigi

They should be here, I wrote down the meeting on this handkerchief!

*Waluigi pulls out a dirty old piece of paper from his pocket.*

Waluigi

See, it says “Meeting at Conference Room after KFAD win.”

*Wario starts to look a bit worried.*

Wario

Uhhhh…. Waluigi… how old is that note?

Waluigi

I’ve had it in my pocket since we came here, why are you asking?

*A slow, methodical thumping is heard coming towards the door.* Continue reading

What Nintendidn’t

News Posted on December 30, 2019

*A conference room in the Gaylord Hotel, before the semifinals.*

Bill Trinen

Alright everyone, Reggie will be here any second!

Wario

Waaaaaah, we already waited here long enough! You still have any donuts for the wait, stinky?

Geno

I do not think it is wise to ask this question to Mr. Trinen. It may lead to another circular argument.

Bill Trinen

Thank you, Geno, but I’ll let it slide for this one. Besides, you already ate them all, Wario.

Wario

WHAAAAAT?

An Evening Between Girls

News Posted on December 30, 2019January 19, 2020

*The Gaylord Hotel’s night bar, before the semifinals. Mariya is sitting in a chair with a glass of wine.*

???

Hello, Ms. Mariya! May I join you?

Mariya Takeuchi

Hm?

*Mariya looks up and sees Hakuko.*

Mariya Takeuchi

Oh, hello! You’re the rhythm girl, aren’t you? I hear you’ve had a bit of a rocky path this tournament!

Hakuko

Haha, I suppose so! My name is Hakuko, nice to meet you!

Mariya Takeuchi

Hakuko? Such a lovely and fitting name for a girl all about rhythm!

Hakuko

Thank you, Ms. Mariya, you have a beautiful name too!

A Deathly Loss???

News Posted on December 29, 2019December 29, 2019

*It’s one day before the finals. Piccolo is sitting in his office, hopelessly looking through papers, brainstorming ideas of any other possible way to cure Goku’s Ligma virus.*

Dr. Piccolo

I can’t believe it. After all this damn work, all this time with my medical degree, and yet I fucking lost to a literal virus! How am I gonna tell Goku that I failed him? If a daily dose can’t cure him, what could?! THIS IS BULLSHIT! Kami, Nail, I know you don’t want to interrupt this, but could you at least give me some advice, I have no idea what to do here! (Sorry man, I really don’t know what to say.) (You will have the find that answer yourself, Piccolo.) GOD DAMNIT, WHERE?!?! WHERE COULD I POSSIBLY FI-

*The heart monitor in Piccolo’s office starts frantically beeping.*

Dr. Piccolo

God damnit, is this thing broken? I don’t even have any patients right now.

Touché

News Posted on December 27, 2019December 27, 2019

*The cafeteria, before the semifinals. Adam is sitting at a table eating by himself.*

Pharrell Williams

Staaand up and maaan up! The one time it’s cool to fall! In looove…

*Adam keeps looking at his food.*

Adam Levine

Pharrell Goddamn Williams. What do you want?

Pharrell Williams

Nothin’ much, I just wanted to chat with the face of one of the greatest bands in the world! You don’t mind, do you?

Adam Levine

I do mind. Actually, I’m not hungry anymore. I’m gonna go.

*Someone touches Adam’s arm. He looks to his left and glares at Quote.*

Quote

… [You feel intimidated, but confident.]

Adam Levine

Hey, it’s you. What are you doing here?

Thomas Bangalter

He’s gonna eat with us. You know him?

The Concept of Love Through Time and Space

News Posted on December 23, 2019

I’ve always lived my life in fantasy
No chance to take, no heart to break
But now you take my hand and
you make me understand
that two dreams, can join together.

*Mariya sits by herself aimlessly playing chords on a guitar. Her final battle begins soon.*

DJ Professor K

Yo, yo! So this is what the girl in white does late at night when everybody else is sleepin’!

Mariya Takeuchi

Oh, hello Professor! Just… taking some time for myself.

The Question on Everyone’s Mind

News Posted on December 21, 2019December 21, 2019

*As soon as the crown gets hit by the MF like button’s attack, it flies off! HyperCam reverts back to his normal form!*

Mariya Takeuchi

I think we did it! The MF like button really did the trick!

DJ Professor K

I think so too, great job every-

*HyperCam and the crown start falling!*

Mariya Takeuchi

Oh no! Quick, somebody catch him!